Stephanie

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[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Irina from love is blind is a business owner? I lowkey hope that business gets fully boycotted because that bitch is MEAN to her core. She finds joy from other peoples pain.

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Not me being in Mexico and saying thank you in Cantonese 😆

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@omaha_scanner train at a standstill at 192 & blondo. Traffic re-routed to 204th
(4:15pm)

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@Huskers @Runza Doesn’t appear for me

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Tonight I cried thinking about my son leaving for college. He’s 6 months old. Jesus take the wheel

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Literally just said to Taylor “you know what would be fun? Going to a Tupperware party. Not a Facebook one but a real one”
Next stop, nursing home. 👵🏻🥴🥴

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@NFLFantasy Playing the Jets defense

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@RosalRoe Not wearing my retainer after my braces in high school is still one of my biggest regrets!

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Pineapple High Noon > any other seltzer

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Who decided entrée should be pronounced on-tray

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Current status: Taylor is suffocating a baby toy with a pillow bc he accidentally bumped it and it’s now singing …after it just took us an hour to get the baby to sleep. 😅

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Wearing a tank top to bed is always a gamble on how many titties will be hangin out by the morning

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@RosalRoe Them margs were STRONG #tovarsnotfuckinaround

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

The Sunday scaries are so much better knowing it’s my LAST WEEK of work til September! #thankgod

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@UberFacts Ice skating

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@RosalRoe Girl yes I was gonna text you and say wow you boujee 😂❤️❤️❤️ I love them!!!

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@RosalRoe If only the housing market wasn’t so damn bruuuutal right now!!

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

@KelseyMPH We were taught to do this in xray school. As a tech, I told an intubated patient I was going to put a hard board behind his back and this dude SITS FORWARD for me to put it behind him easier. a bit creepy at the time but very eye opening

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

Just got a tcby smoothie for the first time and 🤯🤯🤯

[Stephanie @neffymichelle]

When the cravings are all that your brain has room for 🥴🤷🏼‍♀️