Corona Spice

my favorite part of the office is the hole punch

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

Realizing that my dog will never eat a chicken wing gave me such a sad feeling that I wondered if there was a German word for it.

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

“Let’s make dog toys and baby toys sound the same”

- The Devil

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

Coming Attractions: Jan 6th Insurrectionist Meet-Up

[Zack Snyder @ZackSnyder]

Super excited for this incredible 3-day event to benefit AFSP. Look for the link to purchase your tickets tomorrow at 8am PDT. Thank you Warner Bros. for all your support helping to make this happen. #AFSP #FullCircle #Snyderverse #ArtCenter #WarnerBros #DC #AMCTheaters

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

I just earned the 'Find the Source (Level 4)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/xqjYMCMVPB

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/dvTNpc2epv #seektheseal

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 11)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/m2T7dNHR9R

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

"THE BRODY CUT"
One of the best edits in film history. As good as the cuts in 2001 or Lawrence of Arabia? Abso-fucking-lutely. Setup ➡️ Payoff.

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

What a dumb question. #Mariners

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

“Whelp, it’s mid-September. Time to put a skeleton in my yard.“

- Far Too Many People

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Hard Knocks - The NFL added padded helmets to help prevent CTE because they care

Collinsworth on #SNF - A QB hurt his million dollar finger at practice a few years ago, so the NFL implemented padded helmets

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

How come Ghislaine Maxwell got less prison time than R Kelly?

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

Are we all supposed to just act like the President didn’t lunge at his secret service driver and try to strangle him?

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

Ketchup continues to haunt the President

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

We need to have another special committee to look into how much money was spent on resources to debunk all the conspiracies the president was throwing out for these two months.

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

This makes me miss The Soup.

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

how can all of history be available on our fucking phones and people just keep doing the same shit over and over

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

What did Star Wars do to Disney? Why does Disney hate it so much?

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

“More cops in schools!”

[Jason Koebler @jason_koebler]

SCOOP: Uvalde and Uvalde Police have hired a private law firm to fight against being required to release body camera footage and other records related to school shooting

Files could be 'highly embarrassing,' involve 'emotional/mental distress,' it argues

https://t.co/8GYMgLYJQv

[Corona Spice @negative_fun]

E.T. tone poem

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Happy Pride!

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

INBOX: @FLOTUS will unveil a new Nancy Reagan stamp on Monday