Don’t want to stand anywhere near him + done playing decipher the nonsensical word vomit. Lots of takers for the proposed challenge no doubt-such is the dubious “magic” of cults.
It’s way past Flavor Aid o’clock though, & this particular cult is very VERY late to the picnic.
If you're going to stand beside this man, then stand beside him. Defend this. Mount an ethical defense of this behavior. Explain to those of us confused TDS sufferers what we get wrong when we are revolted by this vulgarity, by a man who is to be our standard bearer.
@GhoulBoof @CollinRugg Hey ride that loser train, go hard or go home!
Why not just get his dick n balls tatted right there in the ol loser mouth-hole? Plenty of room left for more losers dicks n balls too. Captain Couchfucker and Emo Cyborg Fuckboy ought to fit just fine.
Americans reporting they do not care about anything at all anymore is a popular topic on TikTok. Folks report being totally numb & not caring what happens to them or anyone else. Younger generations can’t afford housing/food/healthcare, procreation, or a future, & older generations can’t afford housing/food/healthcare, long-term care, or death. Most Americans can’t even afford basic survival, & people are going deep into debt simply funding their day-to-day lives. Amid RECORD disease, disability, & premature death, the only thing people have to look forward to is decades of work—except we’re all sick & getting sicker, & the number of Americans reporting a cognitive disability increased 43% since 2019. Retirement no longer exists for most people. The average one-bedroom apartment costs $1800 a month, so a majority of young American adults live at home. Childcare costs more than college, & Americans are rapidly being priced out of college too. Private equity has hijacked absolutely every institution & industry, & maintaining their record profits takes precedence over our lives & our futures. Food & water shortages are rapidly approaching, at the same time nonstop disasters are wiping entire towns off the map. The government is missing in action, & there is no plan. All of this is changing us, & not in a good way. The fact that we are all connected to everything & everyone escapes the humans who are ensconced at the top of the food chain, & this will ultimately deliver the death blow to civilization. I truly don’t know where we go from here. We are living in a horror movie.
Striking fear into innocent & unsuspecting couches everywhere, most likely. Nasty bugger.
If a couch you know needs help, please reach out to your local crisis center or Special Furniture Unit. #KeepCouchesSafeFromVance
Even while attempting to sound dictatorial (emphasis on the DICK)
….you still sound like a pouty emo cyborg. Go find more dicks for your dick ship. Better yet, go start mixing up the Flavor Aid.
Pouty emo cyborg @elonmusk grows bored quickly with latest overpriced toy, @realDonaldTrump - consults with foreign leaders: “Make it do stuff!”
So which is funnier, #VPTrump or #MrsMusk ? 🤔
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It’s almost like it’s the same concept as incel shooters praising Elliot Rodger, or school shooters praising Eric Harris/Dylan Klebold…
Oh. Wait. No “almost” at all.
Exact same fuckedup obsessive parasocial delusional behavior.
Likely involving even weirder fan fiction. Ewww.
Twitter is a giant Trump Dick Stroking app now. I've never talked about anyone in my entire life the way these people talk about him and his cronies. Its truly fucking gross.
People would say I have TDS
But I think they have TDSS.
Trump Dick Stroking Syndrome.
Awww, are you scared??@realDonaldTrump
It’s not too late to gather up your entire silly ass cult, head to the jungle (or hey just stay in Florida, close enough)..
but get those Flavor Aid vats ready to go! It’ll be revolutionary!
#bloodlessrevolution
@JohnStrandUSA@elonmusk Buy it all…
then SHUT IT ALL DOWN.
I dare you @elonmusk
It would absolutely liven up the day 🙃
#NoMoreInternet
Make propaganda require some effort again! Once everyone is done fighting to the death over toilet paper, that is.
Yep. We saw that movie and it sucked.
Nope, opting against a do over at President for you, @realDonaldTrump but since you seem quite enamored with all things authoritarian …please do feel free to take yourself out Hitler style. You like bunkers right?
@GhoulBoof Once upon a time a full dumpster of expired meat is left behind at an abandoned grocery. Months pass, no garbage day. Meat rots, maggots swarm. Maggots consume meat, slowly begin to mutate. Until. MeatMaggot becomes one. MeatMaggot becomes self aware 🦠#SteveBannon#OriginStory