Chris

Username not indicative of performance

[Kuppy @hkuppy]

I’d like to introduce the concept of Schrodinger’s Private Credit Mark. It’s both par, and zero, depending on who’s marking it…

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Definitive city rankings

S tier: Cleveland, Ohio
A tier: Dallas, Charlotte, Austin
B tier: San Francisco, Nashville, Tampa
C tier: Miami, San Diego, DC
D tier: Denver, Vegas, New Orleans
F tier: NYC, LA, Chicago, Boston

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

This is the new emdash.

A dead giveaway of ChatGPT writing.

That’s not efficient writing. That’s laziness.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

“HE WON’T CUT RATES. HE REFUSES. I’VE BEEN NICE TO HIM, I’VE BEEN MEAN TO HIM. NOTHING WORKS. I THINK HE HATES ME”

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Waymo getting ready to meet East Coast drivers

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

This is extremely important because he’s called 17 of the last 2 recessions

[charlie @StyledApe]

Shouldve hooped

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

Unexpected financial collateral damage from the recent Great Eggflation:

Due to all others being out of stock, I was forced to either go eggless or buy these fancy expensive eggs

Bought them and realized the yolks are 10x oranger. The eggs taste better

Now I can never go back

[John @ionleu]

pdf becomes 4th most popular religion

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[doomer @uncledoomer]

twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes

[David Hearne, CFP™ @dontdelay]

abrdn becomes aberdeen

The world is healing

[junkbondinvestor @junkbondinvest]

*SEC CONCERNED ABOUT LIQUIDITY, VALUATION OF PRIVATE CREDIT ETF

The "Golden Age" of Private Credit lasted exactly 1 day before the SEC started asking questions 🤦‍♂️

[junkbondinvestor @junkbondinvest]

Sponsor after telling lenders PIK interest is actually credit POSITIVE because it improves FCF

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Dostoevsky, timeless