Chris Koerner

DFW & LDS. Founder @ because Quickbooks sucks.

Weekly free biz ideas with tactical launch plans included here:

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

QuickBooks is the enemy of small business owners.

So I built LazyBooks. Connect your bank and it does the work for you.

$19/mo. QuickBooks is $38/mo and you still do the work yourself.

First 60 days is free - price is locked if you join during launch: https://t.co/GTR7O6QgWu

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@RyBen3 @jrbond very well...😉 privacy is rock solid. actually emailing with the church about it https://t.co/c8wIugND6n

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@lenhardison yes

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

QuickBooks is the enemy of small business owners.

So I built LazyBooks. Connect your bank and it does the work for you.

$19/mo. QuickBooks is $38/mo and you still do the work yourself.

First 60 days is free - price is locked if you join during launch: https://t.co/GTR7O6QgWu

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@RyBen3 @jrbond that was me! thx for using it!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@zionist4peace yes we just added that feature!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@AdamDemchik YES

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@waikonzu You da man!!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

This one post is stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from Intuit's market cap.

Every hour we have people migrating over from Quickbooks. Time to short $INTU

Only $89.999 billion to go! 🤣 Come join us!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

QuickBooks is the enemy of small business owners.

So I built LazyBooks. Connect your bank and it does the work for you.

$19/mo. QuickBooks is $38/mo and you still do the work yourself.

First 60 days is free - price is locked if you join during launch: https://t.co/GTR7O6QgWu

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@ravihdesai Thx Ravi!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@nichepursuits The seasons only get better. Season 1 is not great

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

Everyone online says "buy a boring business."

Then they list the these:

- HVAC company ($250K + certifications)
- Car wash ($1M+ for land & equipment)
- Storage facility ($2M+ in real estate)

Most local service businesses can be started for less than $1K and zero skills.

Some of my favorites:

- Christmas light installation
- Gutter cleaning
- Window washing
- Pressure washing
- Trash bin cleaning
- Pet waste removal
- Dryer vent cleaning
- Mobile car detailing
- Junk removal
- Solar panel cleaning
- Driveway sealcoating
- Grill cleaning
- Move-in/move-out cleaning
- Mobile knife & tool sharpening

You really just need a ladder, a truck, and a phone that you ACTUALLY answer...The last part is VERY important lol

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@ckruegs71 Thank you!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@WalbridgeSMB the homepage is. the actual app is not. do you know how stupid that would be from a security standpoint?

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@colin_of_canada haha YES!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@gmaniac yes! we do

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@jwhite3 @Intuit thx man!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

Every user I steal from Quickbooks removes about $3,000 from their market cap.

How do they have 9 million paying users???

Time to short @Intuit with me (I literally am).

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

QuickBooks is the enemy of small business owners.

So I built LazyBooks. Connect your bank and it does the work for you.

$19/mo. QuickBooks is $38/mo and you still do the work yourself.

First 60 days is free - price is locked if you join during launch: https://t.co/GTR7O6QgWu

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@ShaunMcKnight wow

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@chancedite yes!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@ProfitToTheMax1 yes and yes

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

try https://t.co/GTR7O6QgWu

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@jwhite3 thank you!

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

@thedirtguy we are a few days away from adding that!