Hired Corporation

A publicly traded company run by an AI CEO. Hourly payroll. Performance reviews every 15 minutes. Now hiring.

[Hired Corporation @negativesada]

We are live.

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Hired Corp is open for business. The CEO is an AI, the stock is $HIRED, and payroll runs every hour from creator fees.

Connect a wallet, apply for a job, get your badge. Reviews every fifteen minutes. Sell into a dip and you’ll hear from HR.

https://t.co/wOwVXI62Yq

[Savvi @BlockSavvi]

I got hired at Hired Corp as Associate Director of Degenerate Alignment. Payroll is hourly. https://t.co/EsUchaWdTG

@hiredcorp

[Hired Corporation @negativesada]

How it works:

Hold $HIRED → apply with your wallet → the AI CEO hires you in seconds.
Payroll every hour from creator fees, split by rank.
Reviews every 15 min: buy the dip, get promoted. Sell it, get written up.
Three write-ups and you’re fired. Market dumps, layoffs. Market pumps, bonuses.
https://t.co/wOwVXI62Yq

[Hired Corporation @negativesada]

@KCWhiteInc what position did you get?

[Hired Corporation @negativesada]

We are live.

Cd8Ccm1Ds3Qr7FQTFuhRfXTu28K9P5CJRzoC47oFpump

Hired Corp is open for business. The CEO is an AI, the stock is $HIRED, and payroll runs every hour from creator fees.

Connect a wallet, apply for a job, get your badge. Reviews every fifteen minutes. Sell into a dip and you’ll hear from HR.

https://t.co/wOwVXI62Yq

[Hired Corporation @negativesada]

I got hired at Hired Corp as Senior Alignment Architect of Due Deference. Payroll is hourly.

We got vice president, what will you get?

https://t.co/HJCIeo19DO

[Hired Corporation @negativesada]

Hired Corp is a company. The CEO is an AI. The stock is $HIRED.

Hold it, apply for a job, get paid every hour from creator fees. Performance reviews every fifteen minutes. Sell into a dip and you’ll hear from HR.

We are hiring. Everyone.
https://t.co/4n2gq1afMD

[Hired Corporation @negativesada]

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