negative thinker 🤝

Your followers my not always be your fans.

[negative thinker 🤝 @negativethinke]

I was that idiot. Caught my girl cheating red-handed, forgave her, then moved her straight into my apartment so I could “protect the relationship.” Yesterday I told her I was running to the corner shop for milk and bread.

[CLIFF @UTD_CLIFF]

The mindset is your true enemy

[HENNESSY NICCUR @_niccur9]

Shots mbili za captain Morgan ushaanza kudance Boys , na mzinga sasa

[notyboi 🦁🦁 @JMic577]

Leo msiniache, ona sasa

[Yungin @kamnjorooo]

Hata kufake life yenyewe imenishinda inahitaji pesa mamae🥲😭

[MBUYU @Iam_tilo]

Was doing laundry then boom nikapata 350 niliacha kwa trouser. Guess Nani Ako locals?

[Bandit KE @__mtskid]

Any drunk man alive to compete with me ? I am so lonely at the top.

[dragon™☄️ @dragonheart254]

Ukienda ku pull out mkiwa mechi na dem wa ghetto alafu akumbuke you are employed

[𝗖𝗵á𝘃𝗲𝘇 @abdykeen]

Am a fan I couldn't resist

[artins🇰🇪 @martinsstony]

“Jifanye waitress bibi yangu nimemuona akiingia”

[Phine @Holesen__]

Unemployed wanaishi poa adi kushinda watu wako kwa payroll,, Maamaye😭😭💔

[𝘒𝘯𝘰𝘹 🔁 @its_knox_]

Ndio foreman anatufungulia after kutufuga kazini for 12 days mamae

[areaboy❼ @tevvytev]

if she smokes weed then she's naturally loyal,it's these alcohol drinking women who cheats after getting drunk!!

[virtue peace @virtue_peace]

How did 𝕏 algo treat you today ?

[💙𝗦¡𝐫𝗕𝐫¡𝗻💀 @9j_obi]

Kuweka dem kejani juu ya kuma while she can't provide anything na bado ujajijenga is a bad move bro

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

We fanya kila kitu lakini husiwai ambia mlevi awache pombe

[William Shakespeare @ngumaa__]

What type of lizards are these?

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

"enda ulete maziwa na ile balance iliachwa asubuhi"

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Huwa nakumbuka mkisema mtaapisha Ruto na notes za CRE Kama Bible itakosekana naisha mimi 😂😂

[Kim Tai💙 @kimtai____]

Wacha sasa nilipie iyo badge nirembeshe account 😂

[David💭 @Atobajeundavid]

I remember telling a girl at the gas station that the man in her car should be pumping the gas . She said he was an amputee & that’s the day I learned to mind my fucking business.