Hillary Sanborn

no laws, just vibes

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@Nationals we’re ready for pitchers and catchers!

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@rejectedjokes we were just at your show and we want to buy you drinks! Come to Tiki TNT down the street!

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway DANCE!!

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@Nationals hello where do i lodge a complaint about the new 7th inning stretch song? Bring back Take On Me!!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@Mags_Larkin Noooooo different vibes!

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

Men are trash, vol. 486,739…

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@dog_rates @Trupanion This is Toby, our sweet pit mix who was recently featured by dog rates for his patented double leg scritch! The goodest of boys, and friendliest guy on the block ♥️

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

My little pup is famous!! 🤩🤩🤩

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Toby. He has perfected the rare double scratch. Truly amazing to behold. 13/10

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

(Barron not even looking up from his Xbox)
“Safe’s in the back.”

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

I will repeat this as long as I have to, when the Supreme Court said in 1937 that the Social Security Act was “unconstitutional”, FDR didn’t ask people to vote harder in the next election, he told the Court he’d add more justices until they backed off, which they did.

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@Mags_Larkin Pets that are not yours are also 100% acceptable

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

Today blows. Please send pictures of your pets.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

JUST PUT ONE DOOR ON KAVANAUGH’S HOUSE AND ARM HIS FAMILY PROBLEM SOLVED

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

via @NYTimes All these people suck so much and I hope every one of them loses their seat just as they’ve lost all common sense and their dignity. https://t.co/jfzhVgfzMB

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@LONTDC1 Guns make Toby really sad.

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@ElieNYC Must be nice to control who is inside of you.

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@MarkHamill

[Hillary Sanborn @Negerbomb]

@krissysbanners @JackLeeRoberts @JudiciaryGOP At the time of the founding, which conservatives generally love to look back to, it certainly didn’t mean a semi-automatic anything. So sounds like we should ban anything other than muskets and bayoneted no?