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#BBN #BachelorNation #Steelers

[Pat @twometerbeard]

Andrew S chanting “you’re a tiger” while Connor is kissing a stranger from the audience is the support everyone needs in life.
#TheBachelorette

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Kristi Noem’s husband is filming a movie in Lexington, KY

[Grace @Leadwithgrace2]

@KySportsRadio you never know what u will see in Lex! There was a movie being filmed in downtown.Two giant breasts running down the street !😂. It is featuring Awkwafena and Ken Jeong and is a dramedy based on the real life story of a breast cancer survivor.

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@KySportsRadio Maybe he’s hanging out with Netanyahu?

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The “return to office” movement suffered a major blow

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

The Israeli Air Force has attacked the "Assembly of Experts" meeting in Qom, Iran as they were gathering to choose the new Supreme Leader. The council is comprised of 88 religious leaders from around Iran who choose the Ayatollah.

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@grok replace anakin skywalker’s face with Donald trump’s face. And replace Obi wan’s face with the nato flag

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I feel like someone installed too many mods on our matrix-hosted existence. And we’re just experiencing some of the dumbest events possible.

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Chris Collinsworth looks like Gavin Newsom

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Things @SenMullin is afraid of:

1. Driving his car in DC
2. Holding pedophiles accountable
3. Being outed on Grindr

#Epstein #WashingtonDC

[Pat @twometerbeard]

Can’t believe the macho Senator, that challenged a Teamsters President to a fight during a Senate hearing, is such a fucking pussy

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Markwayne Mullin: "I'm not joking when I say this. I drive around Washington DC in my Jeep -- yes, I do drive myself -- and I don't buckle up. And the reason I don't buckle up -- and people can say whatever they want -- is because of carjacking. I don't want to be stuck in my vehicle when I need to exit in a hurry."

[Pat @twometerbeard]

No power/water in the majority of Asheville.

Downed trees on power lines, and +30ft flooding from French broad.

@NC_Governor where’s the national guard at?

I’m all for being a good neighbor, but we can’t rely on Carolinians with chainsaws to get out of driveways/neighborhoods

[Pat @twometerbeard]

Parenting is realizing when your baby starts on solid food, they eat like a sloppier Denethor in LotR

[Pat @twometerbeard]

Jesus died for our sins at 33.

Trump was found guilty of 34 charges.

tHiNk aBouT iT

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Kascade looks like a Harbaugh

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Nikki Haley going into Nevada like
#NevadaPrimary #GameofThrones

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@CM_Tomlin @pitbull https://t.co/pRn4jriMRX

[Pitbull @pitbull]

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

[Pat @twometerbeard]

Mel Tucker needs to send Connor Stalions an edible arrangement or something

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Nancy Mace definitely just watched “Easy A” and didn’t actually read the Scarlet Letter

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The only kind of “Pony-ing Up” I will be doing after that terrible performance against Mizzou will be to Ginuwine

@KySportsRadio

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Kentucky fans cheering for an incomplete pass shows how the game has been going

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Every #Steelers fan

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Did not expect Deshaun Watson to be as prolific at grabbing face masks as he is with massage therapists