dick.vein.dyke

white settler ~ guylaphone virtuoso ~ solo pet-play until someone hires me (she / they)

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@stevi556 I’d love to know more, or know if there’s any other material beyond what’s hosted on hotmovies to enjoy, but mostly I just wanted to thank you for being so cool and inspiring 💗

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@stevi556 juicy jeans, the balloon popping, oil, make outs — it’s some of the most wonderful and radically interesting lesbian porn I’ve ever seen

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@stevi556 Hey Stevi! I’m a trans woman in Montreal, working at Canada’s last great porno theatre, cinema l’amour, and I’ve come across, and become obsessed with, your work

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

lindsay lohan and vanessa minnillo’s coked out knife photoshoot at sean lennon’s apartment, 2006

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uninterested in the veracity of the original photo, very interested in monsieur’s historical bulge

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Never thought about it before, but you know that famous picture of a bunch of construction workers sitting on a girder way up in the sky and having lunch? Well, here's the photographer who took that picture: Charles C. Ebbets.

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@vape_milf Spent all weekend verifying the seeding path, popping in to confirm the efficacy of the method

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@sexualboat muted ‘chips’ when the M1 dropped and instantly died of sadness

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@alightupon @Arsenalpulp fire

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@TrannaWintour *thirsty reply girl voice* this is extremely hot

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@lake_scum @ me!

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@lake_scum in, would screen

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@sexualboat omg 💀💀

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@sexualboat flannel over the tie-dye is extremely wet-inducing

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@lake_scum putting this pg 1 of your hardcover anthologized tweet retrospective

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@gayance_ fuck

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@pnmdhir @thepuritan Oh shit, let’s gooooo!!

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working on a grocery list for grocery day

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@sexualboat And twee cops!

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@SheaSerrano chili paneer babe!

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@lake_scum Also, just a fab excuse to flex my butch camping chops