Coolhand McStoneface

Eyup, you are gazing upon page of me. Not much else to say.

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Stop Internet #Censorship! Sign the urgent global petition @Avaaz urging the EU Parliament to reject #ACTA: https://t.co/kM8OwZeyKM

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My favorite thing about twitter is looking back at my past tweets and admiring how cringeworthy I was. #cringe #fuckindumb

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We have spotted a hostile Goldfarb, I repeat, hostile Goldfarb in your area, proceed with extreme caution.
@locust9 @TomasDanko

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@notch You would not even BELIEVE how many people are butthurt about the april fools joke.

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@zachbraff Jesus Christ.

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https://t.co/H1O7bpPils Aight, this SOPA shit is happening again, which means it's time again to slay the beast.

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@DaW0at_ R.I.P. In peese, WHITE NIGGA

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Ugh, Valentines day sucks.

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Limes || Lego Marvel Superheroes

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@KrismPro Dafuq u talkin' bout'?

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@CryWasTaken That went in a totally different direction then I thought it would.

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I forgot to twat about it but the 4th was my birthday, BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW FUCKERS.

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@CryWasTaken @ZarahIsTaken NOTHING AT ALL GODDAMNIT.

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@youonetime You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal.

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@crowbargordon I have broken the perfect line of twos, you can cry now.

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@SinisterGehe @Mangaminx Glorious.

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@asgardbadass I am sorry for your wallet.

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@asgardbadass What kind of fucking poptarts are you buying that cost FIFTY DOLLARS?

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@The_Whip_Hand Hue.

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@GodAwesomeHair Gettin real tired of your shit, @Loki_of_Asgard_ .