Neha Anand

As stubborn as a Taurian can be!

[Neha Anand @nehaa2104]

@ColorsTV @EishaSingh24 @BeingSalmanKhan Isko bas hara do toh rone lagti hai. Ye teeno hamesha biased rahe, lekin aaj koi aur biased hogaya toh Rona shuru teeno ka!

[Brut India @BrutIndia]

Shah Rukh Khan has been around a long time. But his thoughts on freedom of speech, patriotism and anti-nationals sound relevant even two decades later.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

My boy passed a year ago today. This is for anyone grieving a pet.

[Urmila Matondkar @UrmilaMatondkar]

थूकना नही दुआओं को फुँकना कहते हैं।इस सभ्यता,संस्कृति को #भारत कहते हैं।
प्रधानमंत्री जी की फ़ोटो तो लगा रखी हैं, उनसे कुछ सीखा होता।
भारत माँ कीं अनमोल बेटी का गाना सुनें
“ईश्वर अल्लाह तेरे नाम, सबको सन्मति दे भगवान,
सारा जग तेरी सन्तान”
(आज का दिन तो छोड़ देतें🙏🏻)

[Ayushmann Khurrana @ayushmannk]

💔

[Faheem Younus, MD @FaheemYounus]

Omicron is not mild; it *milder* than delta.

Understand the difference.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Dude questions why a wife is posting about her husband on her own account. Epic dumbassery.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

True Story.

Guy at restaurant: We need a vaccination certificate.

I show them mine.

Guy: who is in the picture?

Me: my Prime Minister.

Silence.

Guy: On every one?

Me: Yup

Guy: Just your name? How do it's YOU who has taken the vaccine?

Me: I don't even know if HE has.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

if everyone drops one thing they learned in therapy we can all gain insight from this thread

[z @zeeeenion]

Ab mere zakhm bhar nahi sakte,
Ab meri chaarahgar udaasi hai.

Log tableegh karne lagte hain,
Koyi keh de agar udaasi hai.

-Sajid rahim

[Ismat Ara @IsmatAraa]

I don't know if people will remember this when they watch PM Modi on TV today: When we were going through our worst, begging for oxygen, beds, medicine, PM Modi was missing. Strangers on Twitter did a better job.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

So wait... Rihanna is also Tukde Tukde gang and being secretly paid by congress? 🤦

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

If a platform ever suspended an Indian leader's account for hate speech, bhakts would boycott that platform, by telling people to boycott the platform, on the platform, and trolling people who support the platform, on the platform. Creating gigantic engagement on the platform 😐

[Neha Anand @nehaa2104]

Phir bhi dil hai NRI.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Dear random Indian dude waving Indian flag at the #CapitolRiots
Every large crowd IS NOT A CRICKET MATCH!

[Neha Anand @nehaa2104]

😂💥

[Saloni Gaur @salonayyy]

Kangana Runout right now

[Varad Sharma / वरद शर्मा / ورد شرما @VaradSharma]

Lucky Ali is old but pure gold. He defined Indi-pop through his memorable songs. This is one of them.

[Neha Anand @nehaa2104]

❣️

[Faye DSouza @fayedsouza]

As a woman, @KamalaHarris is making me really happy right now! That is the sound of a glass ceiling coming down.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

If Biden had called India's air filthy, nationalist Modi Bhakts would've boycotted him by now

But since it's Trump, they'll justify any bezati to their sentiments because Modiji ne support kiya hai toh kuch soch kar hi kiya hoga 😂

[Neha Anand @nehaa2104]

People who haven’t watched Schitt’s creek need to watch it RIGHT NOW. And people who have need to watch it AGAIN.😍 #SchittsCreek @NetflixIndia