Neil Mclovin

6 foot 3 and built like a tree

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"Nominations for PFA Scotland Young Player of the Year: Kris Boyd, Kris Commons, Fraser Forster and Virgil van Dijk #SSN" What???

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Got my first sunburn of the year yesterday! Lets hope for some more again today

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@mmoragmacdonald COOL

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Suns oot taps aff in Copenhagen! Ya wee beauty. Love the place

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I know love is a strong word, but I love The Masters!

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@LesleyGillon Haha aye its so good! You watched the whole series?

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Aw shite, not solar wind!!

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"Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my fucking 9 Iron?!"

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Theres also a sun 1 billion times larger than our one somewhere doing its thing, and im here lying in my nursing a hangover. #Perspective

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According to the documentary I am watching there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on earth. #FuckMe

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The Rangers midfield are all neds

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Alone in the flat by myself for over 24 hours. This isnt gonna be good! #BoredAlready

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Monty's voice is caressing my ears. Such a shame his chat is shite!

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Sending voice notes on whatsapp cause im too lazy to type. If only twitter worked the same way!

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@calstew88 You weeee beauty!

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Is there a May payment of SAAS?

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Grapes are always well more appealing when you are tanning somebody elses

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Sad day now that this wee number has ran out

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Just above the drop as well. #SqueakyBumTime

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Dont really understand why Hughton got sacked today. Norwich have a savage run-in and they will pick up very few points. #ImpossibleTask