Neil Astro

Stand-up comedian, writer, singer, musician & composer.

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OMG! My wife's new 3D printer is abs amazing! She's just printed off real spaghetti ... No, hang on a minute, it's actually a pasta maker.🤣

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Just posted a video on #YouTube about #Viagra. I'm hoping it goes virile.

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When Phil Collins performed with Genesis he sung "Follow me, follow you". I have tried following him on Twitter but he never follows me.

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I have just heard Alex Salmond trying to claim that Yogi Bear invented the world's first mechanical television. Surely, that's a Boo-Boo.

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It's all well and good singing about 'Oh, flour of Scotland', but where is a 'yes' vote going to leave 'The Great British Bake-off'?

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I'm issuing a profit warning for the fiscal quarter ending 30th September. Basically, I'm not going to make a profit.

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@RaijinFightWear @MaryAnnOchota @ufc Muay Thai is a component part of MMA and so has everything to do with the UFC and the good it can do.

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@MaryAnnOchota Zuffa/the UFC are in a position to offer leverage for Muay Thai governing bodies to make changes to pratices with Thai kids.

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@MaryAnnOchota The UFC feeds off all martial arts inc Muay Thai, and they have a responsibility to whichever countries produce fighters

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@uk_mma_scene Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TV docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@TeamBisping Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TV docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@MMARoasted Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TV docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@danhendo Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TV docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@AlexTheMauler Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TVdocu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@MMAFighting Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TV docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@BensonHenderson Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@MikeTyson Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TV docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can MT/UFC/Zuffa help?

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@ShowdownJoe Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TV docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@RenzoGracieBJJ Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?

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@vitorbelfort Good news! The acclaimed 'Kickboxing Kids' TV docu is now available free worldwide: http://t.co/H8l7O2lvEz Can UFC/Zuffa help?