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I have a Twitter account in case I ever become popular.

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@Shanemgillis holy shit on the writing/phrasing/whatever around 'Funniest', man! Awesome. Thanks for making it available in Canada.

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@sammorril @marknorm Rec: Prime -> doc "Hotel Coolgardie". Finnish girls work at a redneck Australian bar. #Comedy #wemightbedrunk

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@ittybittytwink1 Hey! I DM'd in Insta. It's easier I think

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@donrickles https://t.co/9IqMdPiqei

#RIPDonRickles #fuckGGLiddy

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@Nestle @UKCarnation @CheetoSantino Carnation... you're probably hearing the People Speak as One today. I join them in requesting the BREAKFAST BAR be brought back for Bobby Lee. Please fulfil our request to an obnoxiously elaborate degree.
#myNEICEmyNEICE

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@TyTheFisch Is Canadian less or more white? (Or, I suppose, more-or-less white?) Regardless, $8 is half a million up here, pal.

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@TyTheFisch thanks to a hot tip from the Tuesgays, I found MBU. Ya got a new fan, kid. And I'm a fan with some Heat. No pull, but heat. Thanks dude!

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@LauraJaneGrace I'm incapable of hiding Easter eggs. Lil mugs always find them.

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@EliBraden I believe Ari is already working hard on this issue... When he's not farting on his poor dog.

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@marknorm I know it's way late, and been done better... but I have a gay day ahead of me so fuck it... I shall add my tag...

*ahem*
"Oh I dunno... grandma was a real cunt."

Thank you.

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@badsandwich We kinda lucked out because, if you're a man what takes to gambling, we probably will die at the same time as the famous folks.

#Eat at... oh fuck it. It's Wednesday and I have a Zoom at 11:50.

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@Lipnos @badsandwich So food.

Normal for my heart to beat 9 times and then not for, like, 20 mins?

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@marknorm Oscar Pistorius

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@destructo9000 and Tony Bennett.

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@marknorm ...and no one ever gets called a "binge killer".

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@pavlovsburrito @mountain_goats @maddytadpole @DeAnna4Congress Grammar killed my father.

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@BrettGurewitz For further research, please see the epic debate between Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer on this topic.

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@EveningMesh @stereogum I truly enjoyed this comment. Thus ends my participation in this post but... nice one.

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@aimee_TFPhoto @Snd_Beer_Pls This has been Blair's reality the whole 14 years I've known him.

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@CraigNeedles @birbigs A guy goes on an errand to the bank for his boyfriend and has pizza delivered while folks look on.