Neil Corso

I like the improvs.

[Improv Guru @ImprovGuru39]

The deranged student kicked his chair out, flapped his arms, flickered his ice pop blued tongue & ran around the studio like Jack Black to play a dragon in the 3rd beat of the zoom harold. A dragon was never mentioned once before & it was his first move all show.

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

This lady just won a million bucks!!!!

[SinBin.vegas @SinBinVegas]

#HockeySquares is ON! RT now to enter.

Every single goal wins a Marchessault signed puck. If VGK win, the game-winning goal square also wins a signed jersey!!!

Must be following @TMOVegasStrip to enter. 324 random RTs will be selected.

RTs end at 7:00 PM (8/18/20) Good luck!

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

@GoldenKnights Corso 47 Home #goknights

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

Protect Ya Neck.

[Wu Tang Clan @WuTangClan]

Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York City. Feel FREE to do the same in your City.
Share and RT this to the world. #wutang

[Marty O @martoo14]

Update: Not all sports are cancelled

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

Remember when the big issue was not being able to buy a @PopeyesChicken sandwich 🥪, those where the days.
#CoronaVirusUpdates

[New Jersey @NJGov]

no state has all three:
-best pizza in the world
-best bagels in the world
-the ability to pump your own gas

[SinBin.vegas @SinBinVegas]

TICKET GIVEAWAY

RT this tweet for your chance to win a pair of tickets to the 3/1/20 game against LA.

We'll pick a random winner tomorrow at 4PM.

[Adopt Storm & Friends @adopt_storm_ny]

I’m the dog that nobody seems to want. I’m the dog that has spent 1,275 days here. I’m the dog who is losing hope. Lexi needs solo pet & quiet adult home. Takes time to warm up to people. Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter, NY. Email: [email protected] #NY

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

@SportsCenter @ESPNFC @MLB @astros

[Sports by Tampa Bay Times @TBTimes_Sports]

It's happening.
Your voices have been heard.
#GoBucs #FIxTheBucsUnis @tometrics
https://t.co/dmF35C5VCW

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

@qu1et_assass1n Bruuuhh

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

@JessMagdefrau Scooter, Everywhere.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

When the chicken fingers are so good your car explodes https://t.co/qKPzhiHHDh

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

@SNHDinfo Thank you.

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

Dear @ColdStone,
On mon 11/18, I had the awesome experience of almost completely swallowing and having to gag up this piece of metal. Manager called me a liar and said get out #kahalabrands and owner/op won’t call back either. I’ll just leave this here.
Pls retweet internet 🤙

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

@LasVegasLocally @ColdStone Charleston & Decataur.

[Neil Corso @neilcorso]

@Buccaneers

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jameis Winston now has 5 games of at least 4 turnovers since entering the NFL in 2015.

No one else has more than 2 over that span. #SCFacts