Wayne Williamsburg, M.D.

Medical Field (sales). Rogaine’s top customer 3 years running. Biohacker. Patriot. Angel Reese superfan. Bagrid.

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

Lying next to my friend. Never considered the thought of fucking him until tonight. Chat is this normal?

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

@kingofkipsbay @Bowers19th @BoogieZeke @realsteveshubin Hide the underage women

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

@AverageIPA Oliver was a real dick when I tried calling

[Average IPA @AverageIPA]

112 to the pin in @ProperPint0’s front yard? Zohran is calling the hotline

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

Y’all mind if a white boy has himself a Juneteenth?

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

@kingofkipsbay Miguel - go protest ICE or something bro. Lay off Brooklyn

[Cornelius “Corn” Minaturr III @uncminaturIII]

Oh you just posted a picture of your ass at a rave festival and you’re dating a black guy? I’ll make sure to take your political opinions very seriously

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

@kingofkipsbay Tomorrow let’s do some bag

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

Good girls go to heaven - bad girls go to chilis

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

HOLD. HOLD. HOLD.

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

Buddy. First of all no way you can afford pinehurst. Second, you’re way too fat to swing a golf club.

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

If this poolside DJ plays shaboozy one more time I’m tying bricks to my ankles and diving in.

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

@BoogieZeke @MarshallGreen_ You’re so right, Zeke. Brunson is a traffic cone.

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

Update: I texted him

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

I should text him

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

I should text him

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

The Jews must’ve heard what happened at the barstool bar in Philly and are punishing us with a week of rain

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

Please wake me up from this nightmare

[Wayne Williamsburg, M.D. @NeilDeblasio]

The smell of cum is in the air - is spring officially here or do I just live in Williamsburg?

[Matt Thruster, Esq. @MattThruster]

Sometimes life imitates art #nikkicapocci

[Goonberg “Big Bubba” Carmichael M.D. @tortatoucher]

Sounds like a great prof to me #expand