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@FootballCliches Why’s Graeme Souness’ mouth randomly in it halfway through?

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@ScotRail downloaded your new app. As soon as I bought tickets, the app crashed. Crashes every time I open it. Have tried reinstalling. Same issue. So have return tickets I can’t access.

Superb.

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@GlasgowWarriors @MackenzieConstr Just had an e-mail from SRU ticket centre about “this Friday’s match” and absolutely s’d myself that I’d somehow got the day wrong…

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@willgkelleher I mean, Sutherland is already a lion. Graham arguably should’ve been there from the start. Ashman is an established international hooker. It’s hardly Kristian Dacey…

[Scottish Gas Scottish Cup @ScottishCup]

35 years in the making. The Reds made Hampden Roar.

This is your Story of the Final.

#ScottishCup | @AberdeenFC

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@james_w_89 HOW ABOUT THAT!!

Look at this clown [points at Callum McGregor]

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@AccidentalP

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@topofthemoonGW Everyone, from TMO, ref and the whole comms team except Jim Hamilton seemed to forget this wasn’t a ruck entry during play. Complete misapplication of the laws.

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@ROB_Robireland They acted like Muavaka was entering a ruck. Why are we discussing level of danger? It’s a headbutt after the whistle…

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@glove931 Why are they treating it like it happened at a ruck? The whistle had gone. It was off the ball. He dived on him and headbutted him. The fuck are they treating it like ruck entry for???

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@jimhamilton4 Just so I understand.

1. The most important thing is to be kind.

2. Teachers are idiots who teach kids bullshit.

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@JLyall93 Utterly mad performance by France. A masterclass in throwing away a perfectly winnable game.

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@flubstone @jimhamilton4 Totally agree. Fabricated Russell/Smith rivalry that doesn’t exist. Dumbed down for non-rugby fans. As if any non-rugby fans are likely to watch it…

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@james_w_89 @FaeTheYY You walking into live chat banging out Tandoori Tony every day 😂

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@ruaridh_jackson Eben Etzebeth managing to play second row and referee the match all at once is very impressive.

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@guardian_sport @FootballCliches can you spark a stroll?

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@CareerWeGoPod @EamoV1 Eberechi Eze in an England World Cup squad lads?

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@greg_jenner Have been asked this very question by confused 13 year olds learning Greek Mythology this week, thanks!

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@Nick_Pettigrew WC 2010. Slovakia v New Zealand. When asked to provide insight into the two teams he just shrugged and said “I’ve no idea” with the air of a man watching his dog be out down. Curse these woke pundits who do their job and provide insight for the viewer.

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@GoalscorerC Although the 2nd is arguably the most ridiculous goal I’ve ever seen live, still to this day. Pre passback rule insanity from Gordon Durie.

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@GoalscorerC Scotland 1 Egypt 3. Pittodrie, 16th May 1990.