Neil hayden

[Neil hayden @neilhayden]

@DavidPGCSE @Keirlovelystuff This has lighten a flame of reminiscence that won’t die!!
Is that stuff still available?
And coincidentally in the Netherlands. (Where nobody’s ever heard of it🤦🏼‍♂️)

[Neil hayden @neilhayden]

@DavidPGCSE You take a piece of meat with you 🎼

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@ThePosieParker @SBarrettBar @SpeechUnion @metpoliceuk You’re not a vet!!

[Neil hayden @neilhayden]

@campbellclaret @jk_rowling @RestIsPolitics @SarahEMcBride I stole/ borrowed this meme quite awhile ago. Laughed so much, I’ve waited a long time for the correct moment to unleash it.
Voila!
Fucking numpty

[Neil hayden @neilhayden]

@jk_rowling @wrenske Stop complaining about hoodies!!
It’s going to ruin our long term friendship!

[Neil hayden @neilhayden]

@ThePosieParker First thing that popped into my head 😬
Please don’t hate me 😆

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@AjaTheEmpress @TerrorismPolice @NatCoordPrevent Difficult to know which one would get you arrested quicker.
“Muslim” or “Tranny”?

[Neil hayden @neilhayden]

@GeoffNorcott I was planning to ’try’ to make a funny reply comment.
Now wondering if googling “goats mating” was a wise idea 🤷🏼‍♂️😬

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@DavidPGCSE Not sure if I condome this tweet.

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@SteenksRafaela Bigot!!

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@SteenksRafaela Lady front?

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@SteenksRafaela Weet niet zeker als “borst” nog mag hoor🤷🏼‍♂️

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@JuisteAntwoord Dafuq??

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@DavidPGCSE Not just a pianist. Also a wonderful circumcist.

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@matkinsj @DavidPGCSE Never grabbed my specs so quickly!🤦🏼‍♂️😆

[Neil hayden @neilhayden]

@AT5 Het dwingen tot het verwijderen van bewijs materiaal in een zaak mishandeling.
Lijkt mij zelf nogal een overtreding toch🤷🏼‍♂️

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@DavidPGCSE Yet, you may not off yourself!

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@ThePosieParker @jessyjph Frankfurter.

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@StandingforXX @ThePosieParker @nottspolice I’ve heard a lot of “go fuck yourself”s over the years.
None as beautifully articulated as that one👍🏼🤣🤣