neil jowitt

Amateur relaxer, rugby watcher and traits of geek. Yup, I was definitely the catch of the decade

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Wife found a woman's crop top in our washing. Think we grabbed it from the sunbed next to us when packing up at some point during our holiday. The fess is how insulted I feel that she didn't even think for a second I might be having an affair with someone who wears a size 8 top.

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Awful visit to @tesco. Why do the click and collect staff take over the @wrexham store all the time? Constantly having to wait or move so they can have priority, and when you ask them to stop blocking the aisle, they argue with you! This was one of the more clearer aisles today.

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

Pretty annoyed. Can't read an article on @BBCNews website about womens welsh rugby without signing in. Getting ridiculous now. Forced to get a licence and now tracking what I look at. Trivial I know but still annoyed #iknow

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

https://t.co/NDdzuDxr5L sad news today. Richards was the best part of being dragged round town when I was a kid. Won't be the same without the old building #Abergavenny

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

Whose responsibility is it to look after your children? Yours. You need to realise they are not a complication that the government needs to fix. Too many "parents" see this as a them problem, not a my problem. Sort your own kids out like you're supposed to #annoyed

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

A pick me up for the day

[Good Omens @GoodOmensPrime]

We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

Just what was needed on a day like this 😃

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Saturday night fever to the Only Fools and Horses theme tune.
Your welcome 😂😂😂😂

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

Fantastic voice.

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

So even with, for a split second admittedly, a figure of 300mpg, 20mph is not appealing to me. Understand it by schools, etc, but everywhere? Regardless of how boring it is, unless you use cruise control, it's frustrating to keep to it. #30isbetter

[RugbyLAD 🏉 @RugbyLAD7]

This is hilarious 😭😭

#guinness #rwc #ireland

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

@bettyw578 Used the same first every day, had to come up eventually. Don't know what you mean, always first to the beach me 🤣

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

Wordle 793 1/6

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Life complete.

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

What a version #exceptional

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

In case you missed it...😍🎵

[@richardashcroft]

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

Must resist showing my spider hating wife this one. Must not do it #sleepingonthecouchtonight

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Trapdoor spiders build homes with an actual ‘hinged’ door

Silk is left outside these doors, a kind of trip line that vibrates when trespassers cross it, alerting the spider to a potential meal.

A huge surprise for passing insects

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

Some of these are really funny @DannyP58110

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

What?

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

Some brilliant ones here 👏

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

@AberVoice @AlunGriffiths_ Sounds like him! Always had a bag of sweets for us. Sadly missed

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

@HeinzUK So @HeinzUK , as its a resounding yes from all of us, whens the first load available to order? Grills warming up ready 😀

[neil jowitt @neiljowitt]

@HeinzUK Yes. Yes. And yes again. Probably burn my mouth again every time but worth it