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Will make television for cash.

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

I've made another commercial. Fans of clubs outside the Premiership may enjoy especially.

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

One of the officials sounds unhappy with the award of Germany’s goal. #EcuGer

[Lazi boi @OakfieldSzn]

@Danny_McMoomins 2am Tuesday Iran vs New Zealand. Peak World Cup. Not a rivalry, not a classic, just pure sleep deprivation for 90 mins. That’s how FIFA separates tourists from cultists. If you watch this live you’re legally a “massive pervert” and I respect it.

[cants @cantseyy]

I've put sky sports news on and there's somebody called Flex representing United fans and I genuinely hope we never win another game

[Mark O’Connell @mrkocnnll]

This is such a terrific piece. Extremely funny, then terrifying, then unbelievably sad, and driven by the sort of deep curiosity about human strangeness that animates the best writing. Great to see it going viral-ish in the way that I thought didn't really happen anymore.

[Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton]

And the photographer, Tom Lawlor, also did a colour version that shows that glorious dark green vintage livery beautifully 🛫☘️

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

@jwusher So immersive. It felt more like interactive newsreel from 1915 Russia or 1935 Berlin - sensational. And none of the usual space-magic nonsense.

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

@TheSpecialRon Watch out for our ultras; they come flying past in a 8 man rowing boat and hurl witty epithets at you.

[Proper United @ProperUnited]

This is what we’re here for.

#MUFC | #ProperUnited 🇾🇪

@_keithsbrother 👊

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

Philippe Clement's replacement being sought. https://t.co/RtPnJZUDdm
Here We Go.

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

Another unwanted milestone for Reuben Amorim’s mighty reds, as my youngest finally sees United lose on his 8th visit to Old Trafford.

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

Went to Cambridge United 0-4 Huddersfield. The Town fans serenaded us with ‘You should’ve gone Christmas Shopping’ on the way out. Fair.

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

Bolton fans not getting much traction with their “Cambridge is a shithole, I want to go home” chant. Even from their mates.

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

@Baldulent Mine’s went down to £150 w bills in Sheffield, (bills aren’t capped, which is apparently a thing) but houses usually make you do 52 weeks instead of 40. So adds up to the same or more.

[Jason Sinclair @jlsinc]

This is terrific: https://t.co/ohXCjsvjp5

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

@RKovitch_ Although it’s ironic that the book lumps Milch and Sorkin together then. Harsh on Milch’s writing too.

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

Cambridge United’s sponsors controversially claiming their place in Balearic history.

[Carolyn Petit @carolynmichelle]

This Richard Linklater answer, man. https://t.co/dYKIHlEFCB

[Neil Kenny @NeilKenny]

@tobytram Great. Strong Jeff VanDermeer vibes.