Neil Palmer

Gadabout Layabout Man About Town

[Neil Palmer @neilpalmer]

@ItsJamesPowers @eurorealist The EU didn’t rule out the possibility. Theresa May’s Red Lines did.

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@supracrepidity @eurorealist What is this sovereign remedy? It is to re-create the European family, or as much of it as we can, and provide it with a structure under which it can dwell in peace, in safety and in freedom. We must build a kind of United States of Europe."
— Winston Churchill, September 1946

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@spacejock Professor Twickham? Please tell me his first name is Wes.

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@spacejock Me too. Always. It must’ve been our teachers at Primary.

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@Bencjacobs Can you guess who takes the bottom 2 spots?

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@Parody_PM She’s 51. Hate ages you.

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@Jenny_1884 Six letters. One portmanteau word. Your fault. Brexit.

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@ZoeJardiniere @DouglasCarswell British born. Uganda raised. America by choice. Hates migration. Typical right wing hypocrite

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@GoodwinMJ Goodwin. Bad loser.

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@heyshipz Sheridan

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@anainsin @NotFarLeftAtAll Staying out should appear as Remain on any potential ballot paper. That should confuse the collective brain cell.

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@GeoffStooke @Norman_Roule @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Just saying ‘He’s a cunt’ is much more concise

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@PulpLibrarian He looks like someone merged Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig

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@TheRealJamieKay “You probably can’t see it from down there, but my name’s above the door”

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@TheCyberdevil iPlayer changes the facts of your assumptions. My daughter is 12 - born in 2013 - and adores Rose above all the others. And she knows them all. She also has not the slightest idea of what a broadcast schedule is, she just watches content agnostic of when it was created

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@docdemort10 @TheProjectUnity You don’t know schist

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@jeremycorbyn Your inaction facilitated Brexit and this party significantly increases the chances of a Reform government. You are Farage’s best asset.

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@Towler Which faith aligns with your political choices? And lo, said the Messiah, we should send the fuckers back from whence they came. Matthew 25:35-40

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@Towler Increased tobacco taxation was a deliberate tool to drive down use. It has worked with regular tobacco consumption falling by a third over the same period. It was designed to fall over time, it was the required output - Laffer curve is not a sensible illustration in this case.

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@Towler What percentage of Gibraltar residents voted for Brexit?