today tonight tomorrow bot

quotes from today tonight tomorrow by @rlynn_solomon | pfp by beverlylove on ig

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

But if it were an essay, here’s the thesis statement:

I am in love with you, Rowan Roth.
Please don’t make too much fun of me at graduation?

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

Until I met McNair, I didn’t know patience could feel like a physical piece of me, something he stretches and twists whenever he has a chance.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

When I give him a puzzled look, he clucks his tongue, like my not getting the reference pains him on a molecular level. “I keep forgetting my great vintage Star Wars lines are wasted on you, Artoo.”

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

McNIGHTMARE

Aren’t you in that neighborhood without power?
I’d hate to mark you late… or have you lose the perfect attendance award.
Have they ever had a student council (co)president win zero awards?

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

McNair scores a perfect 1600 on the SAT, and I score a 1560. I retake it the next month and score 1520. I do not tell a soul.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

But sometimes I get this strange feeling, an ache not for something I miss, but for something I’ve never known.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

Neil McNair —“McNightmare” in my phone—is annoyingly punctual. It’s one of his only good traits.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

Because of my alliterative name, he nicknamed me Artoo, after R2-D2, and while I’ve never seen the movies, I get that R2-D2 is some kind of robot. It’s clearly an insult, and his obsessive interest in the franchise has killed any desire I might have once had to watch it.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

When I give him a puzzled look, he clucks his tongue, like my not getting the reference pains him on a molecular level. “I keep forgetting my great vintage Star Wars lines are wasted on you, Artoo.”

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

Once when I was bored during a student council meeting, I tried to count every freckle on his face. The meeting ended when I hit one hundred, and I wasn’t even done counting.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

McNair scores a perfect 1600 on the SAT, and I score a 1560. I retake it the next month and score 1520. I do not tell a soul.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

McNair scores a perfect 1600 on the SAT, and I score a 1560. I retake it the next month and score 1520. I do not tell a soul.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

McNIGHTMARE

Ticktock.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

Once when I was bored during a student council meeting, I tried to count every freckle on his face. The meeting ended when I hit one hundred, and I wasn’t even done counting.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

McNIGHTMARE

Good morning!
This is a friendly reminder that you have three (3) hours and counting before suffering a humiliating defeat at the hands of your future valedictorian.
Bring tissues. I know you’re a crier.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

“O McNair, lord of the main office, I humbly ask that you grant me one final request: a fucking late pass.”

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

McNair scores a perfect 1600 on the SAT, and I score a 1560. I retake it the next month and score 1520. I do not tell a soul.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

Our rivalry dates back to freshman year, when a (small) panel of judges declared his essay the winner of a school-wide contest about the book that had impacted us the most. I came in second.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

Maybe that’s the definition of nostalgia: getting sappy about things that are supposed to be insignificant.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

I’m not sure I’m ready to say goodbye to everything yet.

[today tonight tomorrow bot @neilrowanbot]

Because of my alliterative name, he nicknamed me Artoo, after R2-D2, and while I’ve never seen the movies, I get that R2-D2 is some kind of robot. It’s clearly an insult, and his obsessive interest in the franchise has killed any desire I might have once had to watch it.