Neil Todd

Inventor and pioneer of the sad winky face ;(

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

It’s a pity due to security fear that we can’t vote online or even at a technically advanced voting machine. Thankfully the polling station provides a pencil to mark your “X” which the technology does not yet exist to alter.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

The Prime Minister has basically copied and pasted my blogpost into a thread and passed it off as his own explanation.

A blogpost which I had to write to rebut the lies he spent yesterday spouting.

This is weapons grade shithousery.

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@Translink_NI It was my son and I checked he was waiting at the stop and signalled the driver.

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@Translink_NI the 12a didn’t even stop at the Victoria Square stop this morning. Supposed to be 8:23 but late as usual. Is this how it’s making up time now?

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

I think she said “blessed are the cheese makers”

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@wimrie76 @flybe I hope this parachutes are under 20cm wide or those folks will be getting charged £50 at the door.

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@flybe BE1357 has been rescheduled twice today already. I’m also supposed to be on BE1356 return tomorrow but have ZERO confidence. Will these flights operate?

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@flybe So @flybe ‘s poor planning for staffing has lead to compromising the safety of your flights, but you still can’t give more than 24 hours notice? This morning’s cancellations were only communicated yesterday.

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@IncidentalLee @IncidentalLee stand up for the Cultural

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@LCYFlightInfo Please register me for flight updates on flight BE1358 on 2018/03/02 16:45 GMT+00:00 RSRC:101

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@BelHarPolice is the underpass available for free parking (and camping)?

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@BelfastBakingCo is your Titanic Quarter store closed forever??

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@LeeWilsonNI Sir Ben and Jack Bauer's mate losing a hand but gaining a superpower

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@LeeWilsonNI Was that 4 years ago?? I remember being worried during it that it was a little too scary for Ewan. Then the twist happened...

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@I_Am_A_Twit_ Maybe The Woman In White? https://t.co/KjB5KMQQjP

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@wimrie76 @OfficialHacksaw I will overcompensate with fancy lapels

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@wimrie76 @OfficialHacksaw but I am very dour.

[Neil Todd @neiltoddy]

@wimrie76 @OfficialHacksaw hoooooooooo!