( Neil )

Creative director & photographer. I point, I shoot... I am, a prime lens junkie. Get out there, cancer fighter, live & love.

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I spent 2 hours lying down (trying to be out if the way) stage left... totally brilliant, sore neck, 60gb of shots, should do more of this shit... @lynchrocks @SeanMcNabbLA @RobertMasonVOX @scotcoogan

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@TomKeiferMusic Great still..!!

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What shoes has football legend Jamie Redknapp got on his plates of meat, apples n stair, coat n bath. #mufc only one #united

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@RohitaKadambi @driverminnie Totally are they all over 6’3” then or what.

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@ArfurSmith …or vice versa

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When we lived in Venezuela we used to hire little Desantises for office admin work. Funny how things are.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Desantis hired an undocumented Venezuelan migrant to help round up migrants in TX to fly to Martha’s Vineyard. https://t.co/IbIEWzxSKV

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@nytimes

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

“We now go live to 10 Downing Street.”

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Yep. In retrospect 2019 was crazy.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Mark Latunski— who murdered Kevin Bacon in 2019 after meeting him on Grindr — has been sentenced to life in prison. https://t.co/rS3ziDwhd5

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Whaaaaaat…. 20 dozen, that’s more than eleventy-twelve.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

What is the best chocolate chip cookie recipe? More than 20 dozen cookies later, we have some answers. https://t.co/tZf2vFuh7P

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Politians I’ve not enjoyed looking at, in no particular order (really);

Michael Foot,
David Cameron,
Arthur Scargill,
Eleanor Roosevelt.

Liz Truss though, I’ve had enough already and it’s only been weeks.

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Ha, I thought it was AC/DC..?!

[Alistair MacRae @alimacno]

You are not allowed to laugh at this, it’s not bloody funny 👇🏾👇�

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@Okeating Oh well. Could be worse.

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@cows4schiff Hilarious:-)

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

You realise we’re heading into winter but it feels totally manageable; you enjoy the change, the crispness of the air, the new colours in the trees, and it’s because the clocks haven’t gone back yet you idiot you’re going to lose your fucking mind like you do every year

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Eating mouldy grapes in the dark.

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@Nickhalo01 That tag could’ve been longer.

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@GingerWildheart

UAPs

https://t.co/KSM9PBoHYd

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…remember when we had spiders in the garden…

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@_TommyMason Landscape. No argument.

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It’s 5am and I’m awake.

Had a dream where I had a particle accelerator. Something about ducks. Something about quacks.

I know.

#hashtags

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Rapping to a piano. Eminem on HRT.