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I teach dance & drink a lot of wine 🙃

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

The scene in The Hunger Games where Peeta says Katniss is pregnant and the audience is outraged and demands the Games be stopped is such a perfect encapsulation of the so-called 'pro-life' movement, coz they were all perfectly fine with kids dying until a foetus was involved.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

If you have anxiety, open this

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

insane how the only notable change since Sandy Hook is that kids are now formally trained to hide, barricade doors, fight, or run for their lives. that was the solution. to literally put the responsibility on them to figure it out and wish them luck.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if you believe that women should be forced to be mothers, I have no fucking interest in anything you have to say on mothers day. sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up

[Nes @neisabear]

When Patrick serenades David in Schitts Creek 😭😭😭

[Nes @neisabear]

Today I discovered I’m allergic to kiwi. Heartbroken. Devastated. Thought the itchy, tingly, scratchy feelings in my mouth & throat were just normal parts of the experience, guess not🥲

[Nes @neisabear]

#BestBarRileys bc I have to I mean come on

[Bella @bellachaosqueen]

The CDC recommends doses and mimosas champagne and cocaine to help get you through

[folake aina @f0lake]

Every year im so excited for halloween to come around and then i end up doing nothing

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

the only thing tht sucks about trader joes is tht i always have to go to a real grocery store afterwards

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Nes @neisabear]

@littlemisskalee IM SO EXCITED TO LIVE IN THE SAME STATE AJAJAKZKAHHHJJHJAIAJAAN

[s e a n @itssnrvmlnyw]

"are you ok?" no I need money.

[Nes @neisabear]

I’m so burnt I’m glowing