Tyler Neiss

Is your house haunted? Because when I get in the hot tub the water level goes up

[Dylan Mattheisen @dylanmattheisen]

Might try an avocado someday!!! Are they cool? Do they taste good?!?!

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

Spent this week living vicariously through Snapchat. #SB2K16

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

If you don't do anything on leap day did it even exist?

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

I'm gonna drop out of school and pursue my dream of moving to Stockholm and inventing a currency for dogs and cats.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

me in the audience of the #GOPDebate https://t.co/byjQORwlPD

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

Realizing regret won't let me uneat a whole Lil' Caesar's pizza #itwashot #iwasready

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

"My dad's a bird, my brother's a bird and I'm a sauce packet." #kindergarteners

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

Turns out old time wrestlers were badass #thankswikipedia

[Dylan Mattheisen @dylanmattheisen]

3 MORE DAYS UNTIL BURGER KING HOTDOGS!!! ONLY 4,320 MINUTES AWAY!!! IN 259,200 SECONDS I WILL HAVE A BK HOTDOG!!! YEAHHHHHH!! 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

Today a small child threatened to steal all of my hair so he could glue it to his face and become a gorilla.

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

before the movie A Bug's Life no one knew what a bug's real life was like, now every one knows it.

[Cadillac News @CadillacNews]

Cadillac freshman Alex Netzley sweeps titles at D2 ski regional.

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

"Time warp, it's been a year and I'm a buff, masculine shadow of my former self." @RozwellKid

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

"You look like That's So Raven's love interest."

[S H A K E Y G R A V E S @ShakeyGraves]

WEVE GONE LIVE!!! All albums up for pay what you want for 72 hours only!!!!!https://t.co/ABWmbXHgNk

[Cameron Boucher @thecamboucher]

imagine being mike huckabee right now? spend millions of dollars on a failed campaign, tweet "we're done" and someone tweets back "u suck"

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

I'm not one for tootin' my own horn but please try to check this out, then head on over to
https://t.co/pdc1qdPff3 https://t.co/GAk3QwoSDM

[Cadillac News @CadillacNews]

CHS grad helping to bring music, arts to inner-city Detroit (02/01/2016)
DETROIT - Growing up in Northern M.. https://t.co/jnfJIKkziC

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

"You look like a shark with no teeth." #kidinsults

[Tyler Neiss @neisspolice]

When you have your first exam and it doesn't go that bad