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[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

Please don’t try to figure my life out based off my tweets 😭😂 you gon be confused, concerned, and WRONG. Half this shit is jokes, the other half I probably tweeted just because it sounded funny. Just laugh and keep scrolling. 🤣

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

If you want me to be your sugar baby, don’t come asking “wyd?” 😭😂 First question better be “what’s your Apple Pay?” Sir, are you here to sponsor the program or just observe it?? 🤣💸

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

Between work, school, doing hair, working out, and trying to have a life… I need a personal assistant, a sugar daddy, and a 6–8 week paid vacation. 😭😂

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

My next man need to be a mechanic, contractor, or just GOOD with his hands 😭😂 somebody that can fix shit, build shit & put shit together because Lord knows I’m ALWAYS buying something that says “assembly required.” Baby that’s YOUR department now. 🤣

[6’5 guy @65cj200]

When a man likes you, he communicates.
when he values you, he makes plans.
when he’s serious about you, he shows it through his actions.

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

The scariest stage of a relationship is when a woman stops arguing. 😭😂 Baby I’m not at peace… I’m in my two-week-notice period. You just don’t know your last day yet.

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

I swear I’ll forget a mf so fast. It doesn’t even take a day.

[iloveyouasauni❤︎ @sauninicole]

out of sight out of mind is a real thing

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

My next man gotta have no kids like me 😭 I wanna experience all our firsts together. Date, fall in love, get engaged, get MARRIEDDD, then have our first baby together 🥹🤍 like yes, I want the husband FIRST and then our lil family. 😂

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

I don’t even work out for health anymore 😭😂 I’m in there strictly trying to build an ass that causes unnecessary problems.

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

My toxic trait is once you piss me off enough, everything you do starts giving me the ick. 😭😂 Now look at you breathing too loud and shit.

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

Did 3 sets of hip thrusts and immediately checked the mirror like the ass was supposed to download right then. 😭😂🍑

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

I don’t even argue with men no more. 😭😂 I just let you talk and mentally start planning my life without you. Keep going though, I’m listening.

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

Working out is so disrespectful because why am I being punished TODAY for something I voluntarily did YESTERDAY?? 😭😂

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

I’m at the age where if it costs me my peace, raises my blood pressure, or requires too much explaining… baby you can HAVE IT. 😭😂 I got enough going on.

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

Omm

[NeNe Leakes @sydneydecember]

Beefing with my nigga be having me bout to pull a tree out the ground.

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

I work a regular job, do hair, go to school AND work out 😭😂 at this point I don’t even have a life, I have a damn schedule. If you see me outside having fun, mind your business… I escaped. 😭

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

My whole body sore AF like I got jumped by a group of toddlers. 😭😭 I walked 4 miles yesterday and apparently my body took that personally. Every muscle is screaming “WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?” 😂😂

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

I’ll make jokes about my shits all day🤣😭

[Bre @prettigurlbre]

I don’t tell nobody my problems cause I’m the only person that’s gonna solve them anyway

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

Men will ask you a question knowing damn well they don’t want the honest answer. 😭😂 Now my man mad because my answer basically said “you got a broken man mentality.” BABY YOU ASKED ME. What was I supposed to do, lie? 😭

[Neka Tweet @neka_tweet]

I picked this man like a Pokémon 😭😂 Had 150 options and somehow said “yep… THAT’S the one I want.” Now I’m 300 hours into the game trying to figure out how to release his ass. 😭