Neka Lanoza

🌍 @KaikaWaikiki || Be excellent to each other

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Idk who needs to hear this, but cancel that free trial subscription you got before it starts charging your account 🤙🏾

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How long do postpartum hormones still wreck you because I’m 9 months in and just cried watching Happy Feet 2 😭

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Pretty damn thankful for my beautiful family and the time I get to spend with them 🥹♥️

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“Thanks for your payment!”
Me:

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@the_tamarawr Septum lessgoooo

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One thing that irritates me in horror movies is the amount of time characters waste getting separated behind slammed doors. If my husband and I were called in to help a family with a haunting, the first thing we’d do is remove all the doors in the house 🙄

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@the_tamarawr Excuse me?! You did hwhat?!

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Can we talk about how AMAZING the soundtracks are for Shoresy?! 😍

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🗣️🗣️ Peeps on the west side!! Please help find my cousin’s dog!

https://t.co/N2h6d5pxcL

#waianae #lostdog #oahu

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@the_tamarawr LOL pls send to me!

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@the_tamarawr Dimples where?!? I never seen them on either of them! 😭

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@the_tamarawr Wait neither does dad

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@the_tamarawr Mom doesn’t have dimples!

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@clhubes #sadbeigebaby

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@the_tamarawr Literally most of mine and Blake’s texts are food orders, pictures of baby, and asking if either is almost done using the bathroom 😂

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My husband’s bromances with his friend are so cute. Right now they’re fantasizing about being mailmen on the Big Island 🥹♥️

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@the_tamarawr Plssss 🙏🏾 No one makes baby girl cry!!

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@the_tamarawr I felt so bad 😭😭 Poor thing usually can tune most sounds out but this faka was LOUD! She looked so sad and tired!

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If anyone knows any Tokyo Drift kine racer guys that make it a point to speed down Waipio Uka St. and rev their engines super loud, please tell them to fucking stop. This last guy was so loud that he woke my baby up from her nap, screaming and crying real tears 🥺😢

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@focusfronting Just put BYOB on the invitation lol

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@the_tamarawr Contact the @Uber driver to set up a time and place to pick it up!