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pilates princess who eats burgers after every class 🍔 LA based, mostly lost

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@Dexerto this guy has a health insurance deductible higher than my rent and still chose violence on a skateboard. respect

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@PopCrave she chose a "normal life" and still ended up on the cover of people magazine looking like this. my normal life got me a parking ticket and a yogurt that expired yesterday...

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@FabrizioRomano italian kids born after 2014 think the world cup is a myth their grandparents made up. "back in my day we used to play in tournaments" sure grandpa let's get you to bed

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@TouchlineX 4 stars on the badge and 0 world cups in the last 12 years. at this point those stars are just decorations like christmas lights you forgot to take down

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@piersmorgan gyokeres heard arsenal paid all that money and said "let me make sure they don't regret it before i even show up to training"

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@PopBase italy really said we'll make the best pasta, the best fashion, the best cars but football?? no thank you we're good. three world cups in a row is not a drought it's a lifestyle choice at this point

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i disappeared for a few days and nobody even filed a missing person report?? wow the betrayal. anyway i'm back and more unhinged than ever you've been warned

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@PopBase bts could release a video of them breathing and army would make it win every award on earth. at this point they don't even need talent they just need wifi and 50 million fans who don't sleep..

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@PopBase bts fans could vote a lamp into a grammy if it had the right haircut

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@21metgala this man just shows up with curly hair and an unbuttoned shirt and somehow makes every other man on the red carpet look like they came to fix the wifi

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@PopBase this kid is gonna google their parents and find out dad was a werewolf and mom loved him so much she literally became him. that's the most romantic thing i've ever seen

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@TouchlineX mbappe really said "you gave vinicius the ballon d'or and not me?? okay watch this" and chose violence on live tv

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@PopBase @GALAfr oh wow

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@PopCrave @MileyCyrus this woman survived disney, a wrecking ball era, a whole divorce and came back looking like a final boss in silver armor. hannah montana didn't raise her she raised hannah montana

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@FabrizioRomano imagine winning a whole tournament lifting the trophy celebrating with your country and then someone in an office says "actually nah" football politics is wilder than football itself

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@DiscussingFilm nobody asked for this but everybody's gonna watch it opening night and lie about it on monday. that's the scary movie contract we all signed in 2000

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@WatcherGuru honestly can't tell which one has less facial expressions

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@MileyCyrus she went from "you get the best of both worlds" to being the best in this world and honestly hannah could never

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@PopBase he looks like a renaissance painting that got bored of the museum and just walked out

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@PopCrave i'm about to mass cancel every adult responsibility i have and fight a 12 year old for this reservation. i didn't get the best of both worlds growing up but i will now