I am Nelson

Mastering the art of decoding the enigma of existence.

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

“Live life as though nobody is watching, and express yourself as though everyone is listening.”
~Nelson Mandela

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

@pksalasya You guys need to unite in order get into power

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@Ian_Wafula @itslydiaowuor This government is https://t.co/trEhL0olba can you arrest former Chief Justice in this manner!You don’t respect the old.

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

@ericomondi_ @HEBabuOwino When the time comes we shall https://t.co/M3OGv5LxTu bill protest started in this manner.

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

@lynn_ngugi1 That’s quite embarrassing .

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@elonmusk Those days twitter had it all!

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@ericomondi_ All shall be well and you’ll be free comrade.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Robert Alai 👀

For 15 years, this man has been Kenya’s most feared digital weapon.

Politicians trembled.

Scandals broke.

Careers ended.

All from one keyboard.

All from one man.

That man now says the Facebook account is not his.

Let me help you understand what happened in court yesterday.

Fred Machoka walked in and told the judge that Alai declared him HIV positive.

Publicly. Brazenly.

And then in the most reckless bet in Kenyan internet history Alai offered his car, his land, his house and his wife as collateral if Machoka wasn’t HIV positive.

The keyboard warrior was very confident.

And his mouth was extremely loud.

Then the figure Ksh.60 Million appeared.

And Robert Alai the man who has never feared anyone developed instant, surgical, courtroom-grade amnesia.

The one that’s studied in Johns Hopkins because it’s shocking….

“I neither own nor operate any Facebook account under the name Robert Alai.”

FIFTEEN YEARS of posts.

FIFTEEN YEARS of scandals.

FIFTEEN YEARS of Kenyans waking up to his timeline like morning prayers.

Nobody knows who wrote them.

This is not cowardice.

This is something worse.

This is a man who built an empire on other people’s reputations then disowned his own name to escape consequences.

Courts don’t retweet.

Courts don’t trend.

Courts don’t forget.

The keyboard that built Robert Alai is the same keyboard that just finished him.

Discipline your mouth Or the courts will discipline it for you. 👀

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Good morning and happy Sunday 🥹

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

@FabrizioRomano @StevenBartlett Stay in @ManUtd for a while! We fans still need you.

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

@Maryian96 You are just 19 years old.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Uhuru Kenyatta to Ruto: Address the fuel crisis. Malumbano na chuki haitusaidii. Wakenya hawatakula maneno.

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

United we Are,stronger we are!

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

Orengo leaves Obinna in stitches as he gives his views on key leaders in the opposition and government

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@DanChepta How about the guy on orange t-shirt?

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

@SantosThee96288 Let me call @KenyaPower_Care

[I am Nelson @neliolze]

@AokoOtieno_ Exactly

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@orengo_james Happy birthday Sifuna

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@edwinsifuna Happy birthday Siguna

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