Nell Urban (parody)

pee pants, wretched creature, has never went to oovoo javer

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

How it feels to be a Lynx fan in 2025 when you don’t live and die by the outcome of every game and are able to live in the moment and just vibe every day with how lovely and rare this kind of squad is:

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

Is…is he gonna die on his birthday?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump reveals that his birthday wish is world peace.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Top 2 picks tonight:

Pick 1 — Pick 2 —
6 PTS 24 PTS
0 REB 7 REB
0 AST 6 AST
2-12 FG 7-10 FG

Pick 2 gets the win.

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

@AlannaSmith96 Well joining Pr*ject B certainly is one way to bring awareness to human trafficking 🤷🏻‍♀️ Wouldn’t have guessed you’d be doing it by taking the traffickers’ money to help them launder it, but alas i suppose beggars can’t be choosers. *Quite* the heel turn though 🤨

[Andrew Dukowitz @adukeMN]

Alanna Smith on her partnership with Justin Vernon and the Lynx to bring awareness to sex trafficking

“I’ve been involved in anti sex trafficking for a while now and I haven’t been able to do it as much the past couple of years but I’m super excited to step back into that space especially with someone like Justin who can help spread the word”

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

@bridgecarleton

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

@ddubxdo Bruh if the season ever starts, New Yorkers are gonna be cheering for the Lynx

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

@ReneeMontgomery can you give Minnesota a shout out on air even if it’s vague considering what’s happening? We’re going through it right now and there’s plenty of Lynx players (👀) in Unrivaled to facilitate the segue

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

Life’s only certainties:
- Death
- Taxes
- Referees framing @AlannaSmith96 for crimes she did not commit

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

I recognize this could be controversial, but I think the f-slur needs to be repurposed and used to describe right-wing asshats like jd vance and trump. Objectively speaking, there’s not a single gay person in the world who could contend with either of them in an f-slur contest

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

Paparazzi snapped a pic of dan bongino storming out of the fbi building

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

I went to a family gathering with a bunch of Boomers and still found a way to organically steer the conversation to be about @AlannaSmith96

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

@minnesotalynx @WNBA @theportlandfire In this day and age with how HD everything is, it’s genuinely impressive that Cheryl managed to record video in 360p

[Reba McEntire @reba]

To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started...

Sent from my iPad

[❀ @kayinterrupted]

This the same shit AT did to Phee and everyone said it was clean 😭

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

There are very few things that I care about less than what’s on this dweeb’s fake list of faves

And there’s no way in hell he listens to Blackpink, at least not regularly enough that one of their songs could even be considered for this list

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As 2025 comes to a close, I'm continuing a tradition that I started during my time in the White House: sharing my annual lists of favorite books, movies, and music. I hope you find something new to enjoy—and please send any recommendations for me to check out!

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

Saoirse Ronan is great!

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

People either have a complete blind spot for Lan/the Lynx or the eye of fucking Sauron and it needs to be fucking studied

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

I am once again asking for Justice for @AlannaSmith96. I’m about to start freaking out and throwing shit around my apartment, which by the way is my own property. These are not serious people and they have the brains of fucking BABIES

[Nell Urban (parody) @nellMau5]

Hey @AlannaSmith96 is it too late to change your thesis topic to Propaganda in Sports? Real interesting case study going on the last couple years…