danielle 🌈

• swiftie first, feminist second •
she/her •

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

@Adobe YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE SUCKS HOW DOES NO ONE ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO CANCEL AN ACCOUNT

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

@Adobe wish your customer service actually knew what they were doing! cancelled a subscription yet keep getting charged and told it's not their problem :)

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

@FedExHelp I've already spoken to a bot go ahead and give me a real person

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

@FedEx really cool that your customer service agents don't care about your customers, i just got hung up on three times trying to contact y'all about my package and now your system just thinks I'm permanently in the queue

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

listened to wi$h Li$t

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

watching this livestream feels like when applause played before the eras tour

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

the pope from chicago receiving a message from god

[hannah jurgens @wetmonsoon]

https://t.co/zgafd8guwO

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

LEONE. DENOUNCE TRUMP AND YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS A PAPAL TURTLE.

[miccaeli ✍️ @renegadeapostle]

you know the coverage the athletic does for the NFL draft? that's the level of journalism i need for this conclave. i want STATS, i want GRAPHS, i want data driven cardinal profiles. i want one of those spanish football commentors live steaming the smoke signals. let's GO

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

whatever you may think of pope francis, he relentlessly antagonized conservative american catholics, thank you for your service sir

[₊˚⊹♡ Isadore ♡⊹˚₊ @theKool_strange]

If you don't love me at my // then you don't deserve me at my

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

@suzietoot the lesbians thank you!!!!!

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

sry not to get sappy on main, see u next month

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

not to sound elitest but i think the best way to experience epic universe is still in testing so there's no photos. like it's incredible to not have vloggers and influencers there! and you get to take in the little details!!!! i'm just gonna miss that!!

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

@ZoeThomas1204 honestly just might bc what's the worst that can happen at this point

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

girlies if i wanted to go to my super red congressman's next town hall and wanted to call him out but i'm kinda scared bc i've never done it before what tips can u give? pleek shade bc i have no idea where to start

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

this is my once a month twitter post see u in march

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

me when these gays are trying to murder me

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

pleek like this i broke my self imposed twitter ban to share this #severance

[danielle 🌈 @nell_bert]

brb gonna join a thruple with helly/helena