Should the starfish walk on land? Lets give it a chance, who knows what would happen? Should the shoe walk on grass? Let’s let our feet touch the blades of our sin.
It comes in a ferocious wave of naivety, and it’s hot. So hot it bubbles your innards and makes your palms sweat. You’ve somehow forgotten where you are and what your next line is. There is a line to be said and you, of course, have forgotten it. You bumbling idiot. SAY IT!
Passed out drunk on the couch, and Josh comes down to my alarm I set for my food in the oven that I left on and he saved me. Bless my boy. He tucked me in and everything.
Jane told me to “take a joke.” But I thought she said “take a chode.” And I was already upset because she threw my underwear at me and now I’m crying because I don’t want to take a chode.
The older I get the more I feel apathetic towards holidays. I love my family. I love my friends. I love eating food and drinking and being merry. But basing it around some odd days every year just doesn’t do it for me. Bless you all and im thankful to be thankful often.