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underwater, outer space, and much of the in-between.

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

@Leinenkugels We'll be helping our halloween-obsessed son dress up in different costumes everyday up until halloween, soooo I'd say beer is pretty vital at this point🥴🙏

[Harry Potter TV Series @hpotterquotes]

It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. (Dumbledore, Book 2)

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

sooo does anyone else not open Snapchat anymore? Or is it just me... ugh this is so sad.

[Ian's Pizza MKE @IansPizzaMKE]

Time for another #FreePizzaFriday! RT this for the chance to win 4 free slices! #IansPizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕

[Lomography @lomography]

His films are not just eye candy. They are a lesson in form and geometry. https://t.co/ecUxJO4ezx

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

way to go snapchat, your new format makes people want to use you even less🤓

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

I've woken up too many times tonight with the Two Bananas Make A Daiquiri song from Portlandia in my head. #andwhenyouaddathirdbanana #itjustgetstoosweet #Portlandia

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

I want to go to Chili's just so I can say, "I feel God in this Chili's."

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

When you forget your glasses at home

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

@rmatthewws Well the question should be, do they deserve house points for saving the stone that night. And if so, why did Dumbledore wait until the feast and the Slytherin decor was up to give the points??

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

@mysteryash i think about that way too often.

[Harry Potter TV Series @hpotterquotes]

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[Urban Outfitters @UrbanOutfitters]

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[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

I wish I could afford lazy oaf

[MJ @WINsconsin02631]

DAVANTE JUST FORREST GUMP’ED EM!!!!!!!!

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

me: tom hanks is in too many movies about government secrets.
jason: maybe he is a government secret.

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

Jason calls me Frank Castle when i sneeze because sometimes I'll get an unexpected bloody nose. Thanks #weirdpregnancysymptoms

[Nell Deutsch @nelldeutsch]

Wow thank god Arthur Hobbs started singing otherwise santa and his reindeer would have ran over Arthur and the entire crowd... #Elf