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Let’s keep America great! I support COV

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@DavidJHarrisJr He is evil promoting evil

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@kiierrhairgrow Bullshit

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@Wendy1u17 1973

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**FREE TO A GOOD HOME: KEVIN**

(I knew ya’ll need a 🤣🤣🤣)

Affectionately named after the screaming bird in the Disney Movie "UP". Now accepting applications for the privilege of removing him from our property.

Are you tired of sleeping past 4:00 a.m.? Do you worry that your neighbors might secretly like you? Are the small children in your life becoming a little too comfortable outdoors?

Kevin can help. 🤭

This premium Tractor Supply Special was sold as a “100% sexed female,” making him both a rooster and an excellent introduction to consumer fraud.

Kevin comes fully equipped with:

**A commercial-grade alarm system**
Activates around 4:00 a.m. and repeats every 2.5 minutes. No batteries, electricity, sunrise, emergency, or identifiable reason required. Cannot be disabled.

**Advanced property-security technology**
Deters mail carriers, visitors, toddlers, and any remaining goodwill between you and your neighbors.

**Selective predator response**
When a hawk attacked our flock, Kevin immediately took control of the situation by shoving past the hens and saving the chicken he values most: himself. 😝 The rest of the flock gained valuable independence and problem-solving experience.

**A youth enrichment program**
Kevin recently began chasing small children, helping them improve speed, agility, situational awareness, and respect for poultry. 😝 He is especially courageous when his opponent is under four feet tall and holding a juice box. 😝

**Executive-level leadership**
Kevin contributes no eggs, provides no protection, accepts no feedback, and spends most of the day loudly announcing accomplishments nobody witnessed. 😝
He is ready for upper management.

**Outstanding curb appeal**
He is, unfortunately, very handsome. This has allowed him to avoid consequences for much longer than his personality warrants.

Kevin would be perfect for an experienced rooster owner with plenty of land, no small children, distant neighbors, strong fencing, excellent health insurance, and a deep personal dislike of silence.

His rehoming fee is **$0**, reflecting both his market value and our level of desperation. 🤣🤣

We will include his complete service history, which is just a blank sheet of paper with “SCREAMING” written across it.

Please share. Somewhere out there is a person whose mornings are peaceful, whose children are fearless, and whose neighbors still wave to them.

Kevin is ready to fix all three.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bam. Lamb 🤭
🎩unknown

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@ThrillaRilla369 @TheRedPillHQ 15

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@DerekJohnsmvr 0

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@AmesStraight Fricking head looks like it’s gonna tip off her neck, her head like 10 times the size of the rest of her body something definitely wrong with this blood sucking going on in Hollywood

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@DanBig9953 God and family

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@Chicago1Ray @realDonaldTrump As much as I cannot stand the fake news, I don’t think it’s a good idea to ban them. And if Donald Trump gets to read this, can you please tell him to do something with the fucking gas prices! I supported him three times.

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@ag_0012 GO DAN!

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@DrShayPhD God did not change the sabbath it does not matter what the church says

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@oelma__ Crimson in clover 🍀

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@DrShayPhD Amen

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@elonmuskOmof No

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@2a4aReason Fur ball

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@rozali_126 Didn’t she say that in 2016 like the rest of the assholes?

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@WGreats93870 Haven’t had it yet. Do I get 2 million

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@oelma__ Sounds like a fine notice to be posted in multiple languages

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@ScottPresler I’m praying for your protection and peace

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@clemensn14 It’s time to be communist from this country