Nellie Gummer

It's all so much jibber jabber really

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[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

Says the taxpayer funded no-mark who’s response to taxpayers understandably pissed off about taxpayer-funded politicians flushing the taxpaying public’s economy down the shitter and having parties while the taxpaying public obeyed the law was to flip them the bird. #fuckthetories

[Dame Andrea Jenkyns DBE 🇬🇧 @andreajenkyns]

To all the presenters pulling out of the show in solidarity with #Lineker, no problem, why don't you leave the taxpayer funded #BBC then you all can be as sanctimonious and vocal as you like. Or lets #DefundTheBBC

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

@johnredwood

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

My very traditional, Daily Mail reading lifetime Tory voting stepdad has just resigned from the Tory party. He’s revolted by them; the corruption and lies and constant defending of the indefensible. If they’ve lost him, in Winchester, I can’t see how they win a GE anywhere.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

IT'S HAPPENING

Someone told me this week that a Tory friend of his had been out canvassing in a classic London Tory stronghold.

He said he'd never had as many doors slammed in his face as he did this week.

Keep on slamming 🚪

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

Behold! The thickest man in Britain.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

There is now an exodus of young, talented people to Italy and Portugal. The 1970s brain drain is back. Tory party is totally useless.

https://t.co/i5oVaZLIsN

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

Don’t waste a single second worrying about being 33. In the blink of an eye you’ll be 50 and there’ll still be plenty of time to do all the things you want to do.

[Phoebe Morgan @Phoebe_A_Morgan]

33 today and not mad about it! What one piece of advice would you give to your 33 year old self? ❓❓❓

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

LinkedIn is the social media platform David Brent would have invented. Every time I go on it, I feel like part of my soul withers and dies.

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

Sometimes the only feasible response is “what a cunt”. This is such an occasion.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Conservative MP Scott Benton says his constituents are "sick and tired of this ridiculous narrative of economic migrants somehow being mistreated at Manston.

He says his constituents "could only dream of" receiving the same sort of treatment.

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

Because they have the personal networks and friendships within the media that ensure client journalism.

[Lee Petts @leepfwd]

@rksve @carldinnen @amberdebotton More striking is why No.10 always seems to think only ex journos can fulfil this role 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

If he had a trusted team of talented people and a united Tory party behind him, he could do both. That he feels the need to stay in the UK and be seen as personally in charge seems like weakness and a lack of confidence.

[David Morrissey @davemorrissey64]

It's a disgrace that @RishiSunak isn't going to @COP27P He says he needs to concentrate on pressing domestic issues. There is no bigger pressing issue facing us domestically than Climate Change.

[JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @MrJohnNicolson]

The cross-party Culture Committee on which I sit has published a report concluding that Nadine Dorries gave us wholly inaccurate evidence when she appeared before us as Culture Secretary. Misleading parliament is serious. I have sent our report to the parliamentary authorities.

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

‘Globalist’ is the new ‘woke’. Words that have lost their original meanings and now serve only to identity those who use them as raging right wingers and frothing bigots.

[Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler]

Expect to see more of this sort of discourse on the British Right. Sunak is supposedly a "globalist", installed by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum to block the true will of the people.

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

Ladies and gentlemen, the most Tory tweet of all time.

[Nadhim Zahawi @nadhimzahawi]

A day is a long time in politics...

Given today's news, it's clear that we should turn to @RishiSunak to become our next Prime Minister. Rishi is immensely talented, will command a strong majority in the parliamentary Conservative Party, and will have my full support & loyalty.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Do you think Johnson statement tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? If so press LIKE. If on the other hand you think it is the deluded self-serving bullshit of a disgraced lying lawbreaker press RETWEET

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

But then he has to actually be PM at a very difficult time. It’s not 2019 and the low hanging fruit of getting Brexit ‘done’ has been plucked. It’s time for grown up serious, probably unpopular, decisions against very strong head winds. Not exactly his comfort zone.

[Paul Astell @paul_astell]

@paulwaugh @stephenkb But if he goes to the members against Sunak he doesn't have to fear losing, does he? They love him... for some unfathomable reason.

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

That’s a very generous view but they haven’t forgotten, they just don’t care.

[mary beard @wmarybeard]

I believe that Boris Johnson has qualities but they are not those of being a PM. The rush of tory MPs to support him suggest they have forgotten why he was pushed out. It suggests self interest (my seat?) over national interest & true patriotism. Can the patriots stand up PLEASE

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

No!

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

UK you OK?

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

Then Johnson (not Boris!) would presumably ‘win’ but spend the next two years wrangling his own parliamentary party, doing shoddy deals and trying to shore up his own financial interests while completely failing to addres the ever-deepening shit the rest of us are wading through.

[Mark Newman @Mark_BeerArt]

@BethRigby What happens if Rishi gets 209 votes and Boris 101. Goes to members and the go for Boris. No one can then claim Boris has the backing of MPs.

[Nellie Gummer @nelliegummer]

Didn’t quite get the response he was expecting there. It’s almost as if Johnson isn’t actually as popular in the real world as his cult members believe.

[Matt Chorley @MattChorley]

Excellent mouthing of “bollocks” on Question Time