nell beaumont

turn and face the strange

[monica @monicanen]

give me that Nicky and Saku road trip show immediately Channel 4?! #GBBO

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

Stop the world's first octopus farm - before it's too late https://t.co/9flWb61GwF

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

@kwithbface @neighbours I think we need a neighbours party to celebrate. Fancy dress ofc

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

General election now.

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

@Hanzle Not to mention the minimum wage staff who will have to deal with the mess

[Eurovision Song Contest @Eurovision]

Liverpool will host #Eurovision 2023 on behalf of Ukraine…and it’s gonna be proper boss 👍

🇬🇧🇺🇦 Find out all about Liverpool 2023 right here: https://t.co/a1zGojGfbr

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

@BootsUK 2 genders? 🙄 keep up

[lilian @liliandaisies]

johnny depp’s children don’t support him and have not been seen with him in years. same thing with brad pitt and his children. that says more than enough.

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

@OteghaUwagba Microwaved slices of banana 😖

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

@tessabeaumont Otis…✅

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“babe i have an idea for the holiday card this year. it’s a little different but hear me out”

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

Energy crisis vs cost of living crisis got us asking questions like ‘will my toasty grill on a luke warm radiator?’

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

@jeremycorbyn please come to Bundobust on Bold St after your conference (it’s veggie) you’ll love it almost as much as we all love you x x

[em_digs_books @digs_em]

#Giveaway

Fancy winning a copy of The Book of Form & Emptiness by Ruth Ozeki? To in with a chance of winning a copy....

Follow me & RT by 10pm on Friday 6th May to enter. UK only. Tag some friends.

Good luck 🥳

#books #bookworm #booktwitter

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

it’s only a matter of time before the Gareth gates’ spikey hair do is back in

[Frank Cottrell-Boyce @frankcottrell_b]

I lost my wallet. Which would be nothing. Except. It had a lock of mum's hair in it. It turned an impossibly beautiful lunar grey just before she died. The fact that I can't replace is painful. If you find my wallet (Bold St) hand it into Co-Op bank please. Keep the money.

[nell beaumont @nelllmont]

Name a better feeling than the turn it in confirmation

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: Members of the government who decided the public should be fined £10,000 for illegal parties have been fined £50 for their own illegal parties. Don't you love British justice? x

[Georgia @georgiamariexo]

the biggest realisation I've come to since being an adult is that lunch is the WORST, no I don't want tinned soup, no I don't want beige freezer food, no I don't want to spend £4 on a meal deal and no I absolutely do not want to cook at 1pm, does this ever end