Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell

hey

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Why is diarrhoea spelt like that

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Is an empty glass of water already kind of washed

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

At the end of the day Bruno mars is fully just taking a depression day in the song lazy song

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

@memesonbitcoin Mint is live https://t.co/yk9my75VxJ

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Heyyy in 2023 I started trying to dab ironically. I’m pleased to announce that there’s actually no way to dab ironically and each time I tried felt more embarrassing than the last. Pls I challenge u to try and get back to me *dabs* x

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Yes yes come and pour Prosecco like me . I famously always smile this much, at work and otherwise

[Southwark Playhouse @swkplay]

WORK WITH US!

We are seeking to expand our pool of Front of House and Bar Team Members to enable the smooth & efficient running of our busy theatre bars across two theatre venues based at Elephant and Castle.

For more details & to apply: https://t.co/5p6CY7MXEN

#TheatreJobs

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Dunno how this recruitment lady got my email but dunno something tells me i wouldn’t be a great fit, live no where close to Ealing and that

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Why didn’t cocaine bear win an Oscar

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

@PNizzle10 Guinea pig (?)

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

It’s the year 2023 I ordered a bottle of caramel syrup on the internet and had it delivered to me that very same day and tonight I’m going to the cinema to watch a film called cochaine bear. God is good

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

I dreamt that I tweeted this: why are house warmings so good 🤝🥰 but global warming so bad 😤🥲

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Last week I found myself at a toploader gig & as they were finally about to play dancing in the moonlight the fire alarm went off ending the concert. Some took it harder than others, overheard was ‘this is like watching avatar for the 1st time and the fire alarm going off’ 10/10

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

King Charles really said he wanted his coronation to be the jingle bell ball

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Harry Styles, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Elton John, Robbie Williams and Spice Girls have reportedly all declined to perform at King Charles III’s coronation.

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Hey it’s February 10th and I’m one Pulling A Tampon Out My Pocket And Putting It In My Mouth Thinking It’s My Elf Bar away from a mental breakdown <3

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Isn’t it weird how similar the words electric chair and electric blanket are but how different they both make you feel

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

Not a funny tweet just a lifestyle tweet but we all need phone cases for our phones, we need them to be protected, I always end up smashing mine;why do they not just make a built in phone case is my question, a heavier duty phone thats just unsmashable, anyway thanks for reading

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

every time you accidentally enjoy a song from a spotify advert thinking it was a song from your playlist An Angel Dies

[Nell ‘good at darts’ Mitchell @nellmitchell98]

I know people often get a little down and depressed in this period between Xmas and new year but honestly I’m going through something worse I’ve started listening to Keane please reach out if ur going through something similar

[Cher @cher]

Merry Xmas 🐥🐣.
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