nellie

[nellie @nellnell75]

“I know the weight of every rose I offer you because I know I’m also offering it to James” no I’m fine I just have allergies I swear #BacheloretteABC #bachelorette

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Somebody call the fellas at the morgue real quick I got something I need to tell em

[nellie @nellnell75]

Aaron every time Devin interrupts him and Jenn #TheBachelorette #bacheloretteabc

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

SIDE BY SIDE IS CRAZYY we’re all third wheeling

[juan @leoriomcvie]

may 31st. june 1st

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I can’t believe I have to WORK to make MONEY

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you set an alarm for 7am, but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15 and 7:20

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When someone touches me & i wasn’t prepared for physical contact:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.

[Jade @tsholyground]

SpongeBob turns 25 years old this year, and Taylor Swift just released a new album, so here is every song on the tortured poets department: the anthology as scenes from SpongeBob

[trash jones @jzux]

can’t believe I’m working late and I’m not even a singerrrrr

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

Happy "Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?" day to those who celebrate

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

who’s afraid of well you
little old me? should be

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[NDR 🌟 @Dragracecentra]

Lady Camden you will always be famous✨#dragrace

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Rage Trauma and PTSD!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I got old when I was young

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Trick or treat others how they want to be trick or treated

yo this tweet is so fuckin funny. Viral potential for sure. Put this thing on a door mat or a refrigerator magnet. This has got to be one of the top tweets of the year by far. I killed this shit. So good. Thank you!