Conway Nelly

Piggy dippin at the piggy pond.

[⋆˚࿔ Kiny 𖤐 @invaderkiny]

Fuck Ice
They rape women and children
They're murderers
They're cowards

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

My 13th reason is being sent to trash island on animal crossing

[🐾 pawby 🐾 @paawby]

there’s a microchip in my brain that makes me asexual every time I open a dating app

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

Can the president stop bombing Iran too that might make things cheaper :)

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

THE AMERICAN DREAM.

President Donald J. Trump signs two executive orders to help American citizens achieve the dream of homeownership. 🇺🇸

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

@WarcraftDivas @notwhitemane Yes! Would love to know what the robe is called!

[i’m back i guess @veggie_lo_mein]

you guys ever have a social interaction and immediately after you’re like mmmmmmmm yeah that was not my best work

[. @mithkii]

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life

[Pop Base @PopBase]

People in Nepal, including children, have been killed by police and security forces in Gen Z-led protests against government corruption.

Despite the purpose of the demonstrations, international media headlines have reduced them to merely protests over the country’s ongoing social media ban.

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

DREAMS DO COME TRUE

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Regina Hall and Anna Faris will officially return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’

(Source: Deadline)

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

Looked at how much interest versus principal I’ve paid on my mortgage after two years and holy fucking shit home loans so predatory 💕💕

[Sola @Yamasdaughter]

my nervous system is so fried from having immature parents that all my long term life goals now are like “own an emotionally safe and healthy home, enjoy life’s small happy moments, learn to cook for fun and curiosity not obligation and responsibility.”

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

If you haven’t done it in a while I very much recommend sitting outside and watching clouds

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

@wes__sidestory Omg it’s the start of a beautiful love story

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

Is it time to stop paying taxes if this bill passes the final vote? Our government is showing us you get reward with that so I’m just curious

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

@Snapchat can we lose the ads in our chat feed or do I gotta finally pull the trigger and delete my account

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

Babe don’t you have genitals to be checking in public bathrooms isn’t that your obsession? Pick a problem loser

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

After 9/11 we said "Never Forget."

I think we sadly have forgotten.

[Dj @DjsokeSpeaking]

this is how our government is being run rn

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

what is we kissed under the spooky island disco skull from scooby-doo, 2002?

[Conway Nelly @nello_con]

I ain’t ever heard of whatever the fuck makes you talk like that so should we put you on a list because you’re different too?

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR: ADD, ADHD… Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.