neil mitchell

pub decathlete

[neil mitchell @nellyboy79]

@B03GHB4L1 @samuelukah19 Gets’ given every week at anfield as the refs can’t wait to give them it

[neil mitchell @nellyboy79]

@GenTXer2 Solsbury Hill-Peter Gabriel

[neil mitchell @nellyboy79]

@miss_jadeyxx France easily

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

As we celebrate ten years since the UK voted to leave the EU, it's worth just reminding ourselves of the many benefits of Brexit, as clearly articulated by those who voted for it.
#Brexit

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

If you have a spare 3 mins and 45 secs today, watch this fantastic grilling by Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast.

The very first time I've seen Farage questioned properly about his £5M bung, and it's fair to say, he totally fluffed it.

There are points when you can see Farage tremble and even accuse the BBC of putting him in danger. 🤦‍♂️

It was for security. It was for cars. Nobody cares. It's no one's business. He won't tell us. DANGER!

At one point, he let slip that the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards may 'disagree' with him on the rules around donations.

He knows he's going to be found guilty on this one. He's in trouble, and his face gave it away gloriously.

Top hats off to Sally Nugent. Stellar work. 👏

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”

Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”

Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.

This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂

RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇

[neil mitchell @nellyboy79]

@FBAwayDays Genuinely astonishing people are watching this and think it’s a pen

[neil mitchell @nellyboy79]

@GilesGraeme Embarrassing thread

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"

You said, "Small boats."
🐢💨

[Thomas Willett @ThomasWillett9]

Fork found in kitchen.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.

[neil mitchell @nellyboy79]

@blondehunx 😂😂

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Can I count on your racism while I get on with removing your grandchildren's employment protections?"

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

Farage issues statement on why he 'changed his mind' about appearing on @bbclaurak this morning. #BBCLauraK #Farage #ReformUK

[neil mitchell @nellyboy79]

@IAmBritishReal Not a single person arsed you horrible cunts

[neil mitchell @nellyboy79]

@racingblogger 😂😂😂

[Oliver @OWS1892]

A montage of easily-led halfwits grovelling to a posh sociopath desperate to remove their rights. Britain in a nutshell.

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

This could be the funniest comedy routine I've ever seen in my life. Its 6 and 1/2 minutes and I laughed harder every second. I can think of several songs that I have known for years but have been singing the wrong lyrics. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Nigels' Dodgy Donations.
https://t.co/CHb4VKcq2E