miss nelliossa

hot mess express

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

hello im back

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

who saw ms. Trunchbull and was like “ah yes. This person should be around children”

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

@goodbody1330 ME TOO

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

ok but what if in princess diaries 3 instead of straightening mia’s hair they used some curl cream and a diffuser

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

i got on a ryanair flight, the flight attendant was doing the safety presentation and his vest didn’t inflate, you could tell he was praying that we knew how to swim

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

my dad: i miss you
me: will you come visit me?
my dad: i do not believe so

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

@chipskeelark sobbing 😭

[Key🌹 @KeyyRosee_]

i love being a passenger princess

[maritza @maritzagaarciax]

I hate getting mad bc I get so disrespectful 😭

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

he’s a 10 but his name starts with a j

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

good evening from this text message

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

watching her be overlooked. my mama gave me a gift what many girls do not have— the ability to laugh when others think that my choices are not mine to make.

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

an arab guy made a joke that he would marry me and i wouldn’t have a say because he and my father would discuss it. i laughed. not because it was funny, but because of how absurd he was to ignore the women of my family. he and my father can discuss it all they want— but my moth-

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

mother— my mother is a force of nature. i am unafraid behind my mother. she is the reason that my decisions are mine to make, as not every decision of hers was hers to make. there is a silent beauty in being raised by the strongest woman i have ever met, but a deep pain in w-

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

unfortunately for me i am conscious

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

it turns out i will not ignore u bc i have gone soft

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

Can copts who do not speak to me stop asking me for milan recommendations because i will for sure ignore you

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

me showing wael a video of a wedding: “another one bites the dust”
wael: “And here you are arguing with your part time italian boyfriend”

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

@chipskeelark I agree

[miss nelliossa @nellysaad11]

this is my psa that i dont wanna get married. i wanna travel until i’m 50 and then get a dog