chinelo njemanze

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@Fels77 The people you speak of, are they in the car with us right now?

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@Fels77 Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Friends, Big Bang Theory

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

My people literally say "izu ka mma na nne ji" dat's mean pe "gossip is best among siblings".

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

From someone who has had multiple non-elective eye surgeries, please let dem tings be. I implore you, don't have an elective eye surgery, you don't need that smoke.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

This surgery requires your cornea to be cut open and then a permanent implant is placed over your iris. It’s illegal basically everywhere but India and Columbia. Why?

Because almost everyone who has had this surgery has gone blind. Completely fucking blind.

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@ElJefe__ This one right here is my own hill. I haven't budged, never will.

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@EditiEffiong Chichi share the granut biko

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

Close the front door, then the windows infact lock the estate gate. Nothing, and i mean nothing, prepared me for what i just saw: The cast, the cinematography, the acting... @EditiEffiong you finish work for #Blackbook abeg. You have taken the bar

[Editi Effiòng @EditiEffiong]

#TheBlackBook official trailer. A film by Editi Effiong. Coming to Netflix 22 September.

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

Lol...when last did i hear "plant"? Uncle kabaaru yipuzienu jacket

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

POV: That Uncle Cornelius that returns from the abroad

[Patrick Speech & Language Centre @patrick_speech]

Miracles can happen, it starts with you.
the last testimony of an autism child that went missing: the woman found him and kept him, when she saw his picture on social media, she was able to reunite him with his family. Please help @instablog9ja
Babcock 3 African Mia Khalifa

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

This here is my threaddddd... i hate that i love this movie

[culture @notgwendalupe]

in honor of 'White Chicks' premiering 19 years ago, here's a thread with the most iconic scenes from the movie:

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@Mochievous My voice typically but i have certain people i read theirs in their voice because that's the only way. Well there's professional settings too, those are in neutral.

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@Fels77 Can't function optimally without it o unless of course I'm fasting.

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@Fels77 I hardly ever miss breakfast. Everyone told me it would change- in Uni, Lawschool, camp, service year, working in Lagos, as a mom...name it, i always found a way! It is THE hack abeg

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

Reminds me of when i took a picture with Ola of BBA, someone asked if i was kneeling down in the picture. Hot tears...

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

Throwback
Me and my Best friend, Biggie

NYSC, Rivers state... A long lasting friendship was made.

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

Frame 3 is my full and final stop! I'm not even ready to try any other. I know what my poor sensitive eyes went through in the search for The One.

[Kaosar Salam ✨ @qaozy]

This one is tough o 😂. I’ve used 13 sunscreens, it’s hard to pick my top 4 but these ones are goated. I love the last two because they’re so hydrating and I get to skip my moisturizer. I’m on the 3rd bottle of Kose suncut 🤭. Skin Aqua is really that girl!
Ps: I love dewy SPF

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@Fels77 You were one of the few people that came to mind when i saw that tweet. Seamless

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@shirlzXL @WasOnceJefe I am she, she is i. I have always had my 3 square meals irrespective of location, schedule and alladat. I came late to class every single day at lawsch because the Block B yam and egg sauce was hardly ready on time. My portions are tiny but 3 square meals are a given.

[chinelo njemanze @nelonjz]

@Fels77 Just make the sign using your right and left hand bent at the elbow. Right, greater than. Left, less than. My hack till tomorrow