Volatility B$

Due Diligence required: usually talking my book. (Tinfoil hat suggested: Small biz advocate.) OFS & cloud junkie #EFT

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@volatilitysmile Besides, I thought lowering carbon footprint was The Goal

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

The American Bar Association claims on their website that all of us have "implicit biases."

I asked their President what groups she has implicit biases against and if she'd like to reflect on them.

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@ReaperCapital What fresh hell is this? No 10 yo on the road here (yet)

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@MoxieLady411 @CynicalPublius @BiermanPhilip @AirCanada Last time I flew united it was an absolute nightmare, I would rather travel via covered wagon

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@Delicious_Tacos You will be illiterate and happy

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@skooookum Good news! A child is a new every week, you’ll do great

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

When politicians switch parties, Wikipedia reacts.

Specifically, when a politicians moves to a right-wing party, the Wikipedia sentiment abruptly worsens, becoming more negative.

But if they move to the left? Their page is safe.

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@bryanrbeal Obvious to whom? It reduces demand lol, no. A rare miss for you

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

An animal will say something racist and the research will be canceled.

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@Trad_West_Art Banger!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Senator Mitch McConnell's Staff Say His Death Will Not Prevent Him From Finishing His Term

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why didn’t the Sun bother going to college?

It already had a million degrees.

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@wil_da_beast630 Nah. Good chance his bio hacking has created the problem. Eat right and not too much is still Golden

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@obversers @halogen1048576 🤣

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@USRoute41 You would have guessed that bc the correct stat is 20x (but you know that, nice troll lol)

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@Wodeshed I thought this was a Caesar joke, so maybe I’m dain bramaged

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@RandyEBarnett @michaeljknowles Everyone claimed by quicksand can’t make funny posts about how it doesn’t exist, smart guy

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@fortelabs Absolutely false. Plumber, electrician, carpenter, equipment operator, all oilfield/refinery/mining, every field of salesman, every type of small business… that’s just a short list @perrymetzger

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

@seanmdav Knowing that BS seethes as we celebrate the chorus is f*in hilarious

[Volatility B$ @nelson3748]

The punchline 😂

[signüll @signulll]

the first iphone had no app store, no 3g, no gps, no video camera, no copy/paste, no push notifications, no mms, no real multitasking, no front camera, no facetime, no siri, no icloud, no imessage, no touch id, no apple pay, no retina display, no wireless charging, & no water resistance.

& somehow everyone looked at it & immediately understood the future had arrived. except steve ballmer & this blogger.