TyLoreLaire

oh hey btw I'm starting this really cool podcast 🗿😖🤢🤧😵

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@thenicoleham @sasimons Wut

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If I really need to park, I take the handicap spot. My trick to not get towed is to just do a reeaaaaally bad job at staying within the lines...

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My "woke" friends are always irritated about some shit.. I think they're sleep deprived

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Lgbtq+ friendly WWE night

[mark normand @marknorm]

I’ve been using this word all wrong

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I didn't know this before today, but I bet the casting agent from Happy Feet did

[Fact @Fact]

Penguins have knees.

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This is why Robert De Niro shouldn't have endorsed Colgate

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You can shrink a pimple within minutes by putting a bit of Listerine on it. The alcohol dries it up and causes it to fade.

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@Fact I didn't know this. But I bet the casting agent for happy feet did...

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@marknorm Lgbtq wwe fight night

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@marknorm Wwe fight night exclusively for us Tuesgays

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@jordanbpeterson I dont have a suit.. butttt maybe I'll make small steps to attain one instead of planning to buy a whole suit a year from now and thinking the mountain is too big

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This tie will no longer be available after tomorrow. Get yours here: https://t.co/BJoPmjypoF

[Cat Zini @CatZini]

At age 77, you only have two job options: WalMart greeter or President of the United States.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Ozark Season 4: Wendy has to explain a blackface photo. Marty has Covid. Charlotte joins Antifa. Ruth starts following Q Anon. Wyatt won’t stop setting off fireworks.

[Hunter Duncan @hunterduncan212]

Please checkout my Comedy Central set!

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@WhitneyCummings It's hard seeing a hero of mine be shed in full light and see things I never thought he'd do
:( everything feels dark and doom these days.

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Studies have suggested that gifted people often have bad handwriting because their brains are working faster than their hands.

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@jasongillearn Her names only 3/4 karen

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@bertkreischer Cecelia!

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I should throw spaghetti at you, cause you're like talking to a wall

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

None of us know what it’s like to be this virus. Now we do.