rebel child

raised by a good time

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

why does @TSA not have a single rider line like Disney??? I don’t wanna be stuck behind you and your 12 kids trying to get thru security.

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

the best part of working a clopen is the only person you can disappoint is yourself

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

orlando to san antonio with an 8 hour layover in DENVER. make it make sense

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

started my yearly rewatch of sons of anarchy so if you see me chain-smoking cigarettes, mind your business.

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

in the mood for a shot of malort right now

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

who am I and when did I become so patient

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

if you’re going to write historical fiction PLEASE stop using modern speech/slang

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

nobody loves you like the kitchen guys at your service job do

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

sometimes I hate the service industry. and then I make $34/hr and love it

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

what is the suburban white boy obsession with trap rap? like you’re not pushing anything but yo momma’s buttons.

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

@EWRairport can y’all figure your shit out plz I wanna go home and go to bed k thanks

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

that’s it, I’m suing SJM for emotional trauma

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

I read way too many dystopian books for this shit. This is literally one of those flashbacks the main character experiences while explaining how the world went to shit.

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

I literally show off krysta to my friends like she’s a grand champion steer or something

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

how tragic

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

who set this thing for 9 am on a Tuesday? I just wanna talk #SetonHall2022

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

also still salty we never got a miley and travis story line like who was in charge of that I want a refund

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

I’m still distraught over the fact I never got to see Hannah Montana in concert

[rebel child @nelson_emh]

I keep getting random shit on Facebook about Australian rent and I really just think it’s a sign