Nels

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@JoeBiden Do you now identify as a woman? I am going to assume it changes daily on account of the dementia.

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@sheetz Can you open a store in Fort Smith, AR? I miss Sheetz.

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@barstoolsports @DogWalkBarstool @barstoolWSD @EddieBarstool @BFW @rudeboy_junda @BarstoolChief Streets of rage would have been nice on here. Underrated Sega game.

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@barstoolsports @DogWalkBarstool @barstoolWSD @EddieBarstool @BFW @rudeboy_junda @BarstoolChief Eddie by a million.

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@CreepyOrg Got Clinton’d

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@elonmusk will be in Austin Thursday-Sunday. Can I pick up my preordered Cybertruck? Thank you for your time.

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@JoeBiden We pay federal tax, state tax, property tax, sales tax… and you want us to donate to your dumb ass? You are out of your mind. Donate to the American people. Stop giving billions of the people’s money to foreign countries. Absolute zero.

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@HunterMahan seems like a good dude to hang out with a have a beer. Generally good takes on sports.

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@Frogg2Anthony @spcSMill @_CeeDeeThree CeeDee had a better season than Tyreek. But CMC better than both. All amazing players at the top of their game. They will give the MVP to a QB as usual but OPOY should go to one of the three.

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@jimmykimmel Woke Libs like Jimmy Kimmel are the first to spread unfounded lies that affect people’s lives and family but lawyer up when someone does it to them lol 😂 hilarious.

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@rainy_steve @NFLNotify Have you been speaking with his teammates regularly?

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@betlysportsbook why is the app down? Costing us money 2 days in a row. Time to move on to a more reliable platform.

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Rewatching the movie ‘Taken’ and realizing that Liam Neeson’s daughter got kidnapped traveling to Europe to watch U2 concerts makes me think she deserved it. Horrible decision.

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@RGIII @PatrickMahomes @Chiefs @rg3andtheones @whisperingoaksp @Sam7Howell

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@JoeBiden Are we really expecting to believe this dementia patient thought of this tweet? You must think we are smoking Hunter’s crack.

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@RGIII The man was so offsides he looked like he was trying to line up to cover Rashee Rice..

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@DiedSuddenly_ The fact that the HR is in the 80’s and he is 98% on room air with that much clot burden is absolutely wild. Completely agree. Not normal.

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@RGIII They are not held responsible for their actions and act like they have big swinging dick having hardos because they know they can’t get punched in the face for their bull shit.