Transfer window is open at Single FC! 😂
> What position are you playing?
> Striker, Defender, Goalkeeper or Benchwarmer?
> Mine: Defender. I'm defending my single status, my peace and my money. No one is scoring here 🧱
Let's make funny in comment section 🤣
Sex is overrated. Have you ever grabbed a last-minute winer while your team has been playing nonsense for the whole game? It feels much better than sex.
Having accepted responsibility for the blame and departed in peace, we discovered true comfort in life. Often, one must relinquish everything in order to uncover what genuinely belongs to oneself.
So, you're saying I should be financially stable to date a woman who's broke? No way. When I become financially stable, I'll look for someone who's on the same page. I won't waste my time on financially unstable relationships. I'll find someone who's stable, period.
Dear men, this is the truth you're not ready to hear: even foolish women have beautiful faces, good physiques, and curves, and they often dress well too. So, when you're ready to marry, choose wisely.
Being a Manchester United fan right now is more like shitting in your pants. You can't smile, you can't move, and you can't even get close to other fans. You're constantly hiding,and it's a miserable experience that follows you everywhere,leaving no room for happiness.#manunited
I'm convinced Liverpool dodged a bullet by not hiring Ruben Amorim. His tenure at Manchester United has been disastrous. He's sold top talent and retained weaker players. Onana's performance seems like sabotage. Is he undermining the team?#BLEUDECHANELxBECKY#DesafioDelSigloXXI #
HONEYMOON was originally for the newly wedded VIRGINS to explore each other sexually, not you sex veterans who have explored every sex position on earth and nine other planets. Sleep over for you 😒🤔🤔