cassie nelson ¨̮

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Yup…

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

dude is in his 40’s talking to kids on fortnite about genitals he needs to be put on a list

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

If you recognize this screenshot you are entitled to financial compensation

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

me after saying “I hardly know her” instead of writing a good joke

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD

In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in
@Variety

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[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

um it's giving

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

ninjas wedding officiant be like “I now pronounce you husband and braless wife”

[Seen Keady @SeenKeady]

Omfg it’s happening I’ve been discovered

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

last month i called 911 on myself for feeling suicidal and the bill with insurance is over $2,000. the 15 min "psych evaluation" alone was $400. oh, and they still sent me home that night. it cost me $2k to not take my life. america's healthcare system is so fucked lol

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Everyone in America should see this video and be very concerned about all of it

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

LETS FUCKING GO OH MY GOD

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

you could say pete davidson was dating the tooth fairy and people would believe it for at least 48 hours

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

someone gives a bear cocaine and they make a movie about it but I give my neighbor’s pomeranian a tab of acid and I’m the bad guy ?

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Talking about the pod w @trixiemattel

[chaotic cats @chaoticcatpics]

left my cat with my parents for 2 weeks and my mom made a book, a thread

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

hey guys should i kill myself or take 1 simple deep breath

[rin 🪩 @vrgooden]

think again

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I can’t even enjoy the last of us cuz whenever that pedro guy is on screen I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair